Updates? What are updates?
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Dec.15, 2009, under News
Well well well… I suppose I should update soon. I haven’t quite had the free time I’d like so that I may indulge in lovely conversations with society’s best. But never fear. I just started working on some new stuff so that I can ensure my ticket to hell is waiting for me when I get shot up by gangbangers. Hopefully work and music don’t interfere too much.
I should also add that a hipster dude profile was made, but maaaaaaan was it boring. The ratio of using made up black guy phrases like Hizzmoffletron Chubbs to hard work needed to keep active bait on the line was too low, so I put that on hold. I’ve created a hipster broad profile in the meantime. Things seem to be going A LOT better on that front. Expect some material between myself and dudes with Hitler haircuts who wear women’s jeans and white belts soon. Oh yeah, more funny talk with chocolate people too. …if I feel like it.
<3 MSD
January 5th, 2010 on 1:55 pm
I can’t wait for the new updates! Seriously, I’m physically not able to wait any longer. I’m getting withdrawal symptoms.
January 6th, 2010 on 10:13 pm
The new updates are a lie! *sobs uncontrollably*
January 9th, 2010 on 4:16 pm
y have all the faces been blurred?
January 10th, 2010 on 1:45 pm
Just a precaution. People can bitch at me all they want now and there’s nothing they can do about it.
January 14th, 2010 on 8:31 pm
but their bitching was one of the highlights wasnt it?
January 15th, 2010 on 12:40 pm
Nobody’s bitched about being on this site. Personally, I’d find it quite invigorating.
February 24th, 2010 on 1:37 pm
I need updates… requiring some comic relief, please!!
March 8th, 2010 on 1:50 am
Please update. I really look forward to your updates. :[
June 12th, 2010 on 12:54 am
Hizzmoffletron Chubbs where do you come up with that shit
June 19th, 2010 on 6:50 pm
I have syphilis.