Gud
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Sep.06, 2009, under HollaDaddy
Identity used for this conversation:
“HollaDaddy”
Victim’s name:
A True Bad Bitch
Photo:
My message to her:
Well hello there. How are you this evening, fine bitch?
Her response:
watz gud
Me:
I haven’t a clue. A cross between gum and mud? You’re a sick fucking bastard.
Her:
IM NOT KNW BASTARD HOMIE
Me:
I want to smother you with gud and make passionate love to you.
Her:
I heard that im gud thank u
Me:
So someone told you that you actually ARE gud? Damn. Well I wouldn’t want to smother you in it then, that would be quite redundant. Wouldn’t you agree?
Her:
i didnt meaqn it lyke that i meant im gud on the sex thang in other words i dnt have sex
Me:
Wait, so are you or aren’t you gud?
Her:
im a virgin
Me:
So what does this have to do with gud, which will obviously be the sole material powering the world’s economy in the future?
No response.
Me:
You’re fucking sick.
October 22nd, 2009 on 10:58 am
wait………..wut?
November 21st, 2009 on 5:14 am
And where may I find some of this gud?
I could use some at my house.
We’re getting low.
December 7th, 2009 on 12:39 am
hahaha! ‘that would be quite redundant’
December 30th, 2009 on 7:12 am
You crack me up man !! Her final reply has a ring of truth to it though… :)
January 2nd, 2010 on 9:20 am
Oops, that last one was me replying back. I done fucked up, yall. Fixed.
January 31st, 2010 on 8:35 pm
You should’ve forgot about gud, it was going nowhere. Honestly, how is this a quality bait? She just stopped caring.
February 1st, 2010 on 5:41 pm
I want to make out with your dog.