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“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
$ Mz.Independent$

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My message to her:
sup truckbanans?

Her response:
sup papi lol nuthin jus travlin on the road still

Me:
oh yea? where u travelin 2? whoretown?

Her:
yes lol… no jus georgia n why did you ask whoretown lol

Me:
ahh no reason. I have some ex girlfriends that live there.

So wuts tha big attraction in georgia, mamicakes?

Her:
oh… but anyway i was just there on vacation with my bestie hittin the beach n whole other places n swimmin in the pools alot

Me:
ahhh nice. u gets yoself plenty uf sun?

Her:
yea i did too much sun lol

Me:
“did too much son” hah. Sounds like why I went to prison.

Her:
yea i did… oh 4 real?

Me:
yeah. so wut u lyke to do for fun gurl? Do u have n e kidz?

Her:
imma jus summerize everythng i love do everythng thats fun and no i dont have ne kids

Me:
damn. well i wont hold it against u (lyke i do wit kids). U sound cool tho. where u stay at?

Her:
lol… you sound cool too… i live in lawrenceville, GA

Me:
Do a lot of kidz in lawrenceville?

Her:
Say what now?

Me:
nah nah, Im sures they is. i should make a trip down sum time. I just changed the oil in mah van.

Me:
so wut u been up to lately, queue-tea? smubbin da jumjums?

Me:
Stop harassing me, you psychotic man. If you change the channels in my brain one more time I’ll tell the bacon police that you aren’t fit to be the dandelion king.