Photo fun time
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Sep.06, 2009, under GhettoPhresh
Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
Feature Photography
Photo:

Message he sent me:
hey im in LOS ANGELES with shoots starting as low as $100 AND YOU GET THE PIX BACK THE SAME DAY contact me if you are interested…
xxx-xxx-xxxx … YOU SHOULD ALSO LEAVE YOUR CONTACT
My response:
Do you do nudes as well?
Him:
i do it all when are you thinking about
Me:
Sometime in July would be nice. I’m looking for some nude/xxx stuff for my portfolio actually.
Him:
well whats your contact
Me:
Do you also know anybody that would be available to do the shoot with me? Just simple blowjob / facial stuff. MAYBE some vaginal penetration. I haven’t decided yet. Do you know anyone? Would you be interested? I’m really looking to get my portfolio going.
-Lakendra Robinson
Him:
i know some people does their face have to show
Me:
Nope. It’s up to them really. They can wear a clown mask or soemthing if they want.
Him:
well i have someone.. or i can do the pov angle too when are you ready though .. i actually shoot alot of girls in the porn industry
Me:
Oh good. I didn’t want to scare you away before. I’m actually looking to do a shoot with some kinky stuff in there. Like gets some shots with me doing some glass bottom boatride or maybe a Milwaukee MeatRaffle.
Him:
thats a lil out there dont knw who you can get for tht
Me:
Well don’t worry about it. If worse comes to worse and you can’t find anybody I can just bring my ferrets to the shoot. They’re shaved now so cleanup is WAY easier. So what are your rates typically?
Him:
well i have this special till the 1st if you are interested leave me your contact or call me xxx-xxx-xxxx
50 pictures – 1 Outfits (includes 2 images with Master retouching)$100 (IN STUDIO ONLY)
100 pictures – 2 Outfits (includes 4 images with Master retouching)$200 (STUDIO OR ON LOCATION)
150 pictures – 3 Outfits (includes 6 images with Master retouching)$275 (STUDIO OR ON LOCATION)
200 pictures – 4 Outfits (includes 8 images with Master retouching)$350 (STUDIO OR ON LOCATION)
250 pictures – 5 Outfits (includes 10 images with Master retouching)$400 (STUDIO OR ON LOCATION)
and you get all the photos that day on a cd (with any packag
Me:
Dammmmmmmn. That’s not bad. But now I’m thinking I might need help putting the ferrets in mah booty. If I chipped in a bit extra paper do thinks a sista could get a hand wit dat? (or a fist)
Him:
what im not understanding is why wouldnt you just want to go with something simple
Me:
Well I already HAVE the ferrets
Him:
I dont’ think we’ll be able to work together.
Me:
Whatever, virgin.
September 24th, 2009 on 2:10 pm
you know, I don’t even want to know where you were gonna go with those ferrets if this conversation went on alittle longer
September 26th, 2009 on 12:31 pm
ALLRIGHT…FIND ANOTHER SAP…..TIME FOR AN UPDATE
September 28th, 2009 on 12:22 pm
Lord Xeon: They would nurse from my bosom, obviously. And I would felch candy corn from their rears.
FISH: Find me the time to do them first :(
November 18th, 2009 on 10:09 pm
If you do not complete more of these posthaste, I shall be forced to cut your spurgleboozer rations in half. Shame, I just purchased the complete series.
November 21st, 2009 on 5:12 am
I’m secretly in love with you.
November 23rd, 2009 on 7:58 am
Well, now it’s not a secret, is it?
November 29th, 2009 on 4:10 pm
Or is it?
Only the ferrets know.
November 30th, 2009 on 6:28 am
We are safe then. I have gagged all the ferrets. They also look cuter now this way.