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“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
pRiNcEsS TaMmy bOo

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Bulletin she sent to her friends:
i cant believe that i graduated a year ago. time has flown by. things are so different from the way they used to be. a year ago i was just a kid so happy to be done with high school. now im an adult trying to make my way in this world. thinkin about graduation and grad night gives me chills. to my grads..make it the best. u only do it once. congrats 09! special congrats to trevor an sasha. love you guys.

My response:
SPURGLEBOOZERS.

Her:
spurgleboozers?

Me:
Yup. How many do you want?

Her:
ummm..17.

Me:
Oooooooooooooooooooo.. you dirty dirty girl.

Her:
hahaha. i dont even know what spurlgeboozrs are.

Me:
It’s when I take a dump in your hair and then smash your face in with a Golden Girls DVD box set until I achieve orgasm. I just placed the order for season 1 on Amazon.com. Where do you want to meet up to make this happen?

No response.

Me:
Should I go ahead and order Season 2? They’re offering free shipping today.