1st place at the spelling bee
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Jul.17, 2009, under GhettoPhresh
Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
Shandrel
Photo:

My message to him:
Tazsmazzles! You wanna go out for a drink some time maybe? We should hit up a club sometime and get to know each other.
His response:
LET ME KNOW WHEN…!
Me:
Never, homopants! lolololololol!
Him:
CUZZ,U GOT ME FUCC’D UP CRIP WHO THA FUCC R YOU,ANY WAY CUZZ.??
AND WHY U GOT THA HOOD ON YOUR PAGE…
Me:
I think you just showed me the keyboard equivalent to stuttering. Try again. This time make sure people can understand what the fuck you’re trying to say, honor roll.
Him:
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU.DID YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!!I SEE YOU PUTTING THA HOOD IN THA AIR,BUT U AIN’T SAYINY SHIT!!!!
Me:
UR HOOD AINT GUT SHIT ON MY HOOD, U STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. U WOULDNT STEP U 2 SHYT, LITTLE BOY.
Him:
BITCH,U GOT ME FUCCED UP,DON’T EVEN REPLY TRAP,JUS GET OFF MYPAGE,AND STAY OFF THA SET,1ST STREET TO 190,THATS IT THAT ALL,BYE TRAP!!!!
Me:
I fucked your brother.
Him:
so!!
Me:
His dick is tiny just like yours.
Him:
I BET EVERBODY DICC IS TINY 2 UR RAT ASS!!!BUT YOU CAN ALL WAYS PUT IT IN UR MOUTH 2 MAKE IT BIGGER…WHEN U READY CUM 2 COMPTON….WE KNOW HOW 2 TREAT SLUTS LIKE U!!!U WILL HAVE A BALL OR 2….BYE TRAMP!!!!
Me:
Where in Compton? I’ll seriously come down.
Him:
DIS-KELM,I’LL MAKE IT EASY 4 U,THA COMPTON MALL…..
Me:
I’ll be there. I want your dick in my mouth. What time should we meet up?
No response.
Me:
I’m reporting you to myspace so your account gets shut down.
Him:
THATS REAL GOOD CUMING FROM A BITCH THAT TRYING 2 LOOK LIKE A GANG BANGER…GET A LIFE BITCH>>>>AND STAY OFFFFF MY PAGE…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:
Whatever. What good are you? I bet you can’t even rap, you dumb, down-syndrome ridden piece of shit.
Him:
ALRITE HERE’S A BAR 4 YOU…SHE’S A SLUT..THAT CAN’T GIVE ME A NUT,SHE’S A SLUT..THAT DON’T DO SHIT,OH NOTHING ASS BITCH,NEED A LIFE REAL QUICK…SHE’S A SLUT.. THAT WANT LEAVE ME ALONE
SHE’S A SLUT…OH NOTHING ASS BROKE DOWN BITCH..YOU NEED A LIFE YOU STUPID ASS TRICK……..THE NEX ONE AIN’T 4 FREE!!!!LOL…………….190NLY BITCH…EAT A DICC TRICK@ FIND SUMBODY ELSE 2 PLAY WITH….C-YA….
Me:
Golly gosh, that’s just awful. Well I bet you don’t even like grape soda.
Him:
I LUV GRAPE SODA,KOOL AID 2
Me:
Send me pictures of you drinking it while robbing a 7-11 of all their menthol Kools.
July 19th, 2009 on 3:41 pm
Wow. He actually tried to ”rhyme fight”. Is that what it’s called? I never know.
July 19th, 2009 on 5:04 pm
“BUT YOU CAN ALL WAYS PUT IT IN UR MOUTH 2 MAKE IT BIGGER”
… What?
August 11th, 2009 on 1:43 am
haha u got caught. subpar posting.
he called you a dontevenreply.com trap
haha
August 13th, 2009 on 6:21 am
He likes grape soda and Kool-Aid.
o.O
I want to give him some watermelon.
September 6th, 2009 on 3:22 pm
IT’S A TARP.
November 21st, 2009 on 5:16 am
Wow, fighting over the internet is just like racing in the special olympics.
Even if you win, you’re still retarded.
This guy? Prime example.