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1st place at the spelling bee

by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Jul.17, 2009, under GhettoPhresh

Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
Shandrel

Photo:

My message to him:
Tazsmazzles! You wanna go out for a drink some time maybe? We should hit up a club sometime and get to know each other.

His response:
LET ME KNOW WHEN…!

Me:
Never, homopants! lolololololol!

Him:
CUZZ,U GOT ME FUCC’D UP CRIP WHO THA FUCC R YOU,ANY WAY CUZZ.??
AND WHY U GOT THA HOOD ON YOUR PAGE…

Me:
I think you just showed me the keyboard equivalent to stuttering. Try again. This time make sure people can understand what the fuck you’re trying to say, honor roll.

Him:
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU.DID YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!!I SEE YOU PUTTING THA HOOD IN THA AIR,BUT U AIN’T SAYINY SHIT!!!!

Me:
UR HOOD AINT GUT SHIT ON MY HOOD, U STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. U WOULDNT STEP U 2 SHYT, LITTLE BOY.

Him:
BITCH,U GOT ME FUCCED UP,DON’T EVEN REPLY TRAP,JUS GET OFF MYPAGE,AND STAY OFF THA SET,1ST STREET TO 190,THATS IT THAT ALL,BYE TRAP!!!!

Me:
I fucked your brother.

Him:
so!!

Me:
His dick is tiny just like yours.

Him:
I BET EVERBODY DICC IS TINY 2 UR RAT ASS!!!BUT YOU CAN ALL WAYS PUT IT IN UR MOUTH 2 MAKE IT BIGGER…WHEN U READY CUM 2 COMPTON….WE KNOW HOW 2 TREAT SLUTS LIKE U!!!U WILL HAVE A BALL OR 2….BYE TRAMP!!!!

Me:
Where in Compton? I’ll seriously come down.

Him:
DIS-KELM,I’LL MAKE IT EASY 4 U,THA COMPTON MALL…..

Me:
I’ll be there. I want your dick in my mouth. What time should we meet up?

No response.

Me:
I’m reporting you to myspace so your account gets shut down.

Him:
THATS REAL GOOD CUMING FROM A BITCH THAT TRYING 2 LOOK LIKE A GANG BANGER…GET A LIFE BITCH>>>>AND STAY OFFFFF MY PAGE…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me:
Whatever. What good are you? I bet you can’t even rap, you dumb, down-syndrome ridden piece of shit.

Him:
ALRITE HERE’S A BAR 4 YOU…SHE’S A SLUT..THAT CAN’T GIVE ME A NUT,SHE’S A SLUT..THAT DON’T DO SHIT,OH NOTHING ASS BITCH,NEED A LIFE REAL QUICK…SHE’S A SLUT.. THAT WANT LEAVE ME ALONE
SHE’S A SLUT…OH NOTHING ASS BROKE DOWN BITCH..YOU NEED A LIFE YOU STUPID ASS TRICK……..THE NEX ONE AIN’T 4 FREE!!!!LOL…………….190NLY BITCH…EAT A DICC TRICK@ FIND SUMBODY ELSE 2 PLAY WITH….C-YA….

Me:
Golly gosh, that’s just awful. Well I bet you don’t even like grape soda.

Him:
I LUV GRAPE SODA,KOOL AID 2

Me:
Send me pictures of you drinking it while robbing a 7-11 of all their menthol Kools.

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