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Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
victor

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Message he sent me:
hi miss, whats up cute lady, let me introduce myself to you, my name is victor, im 25, let me just say you are cute and very Attracvie as a lady and im Interested in you and would like to talk to you, please send me a message, bye for now.

My response:
hi there creepo, what do you like to do for fun?

Him:
hi, whats up, thats cool you want to talk to me and what i like to do for fun is, i like to go fun places like disney land, sea world, la auto car show, go to a laker game, shop. draw art, listen to music, watch tv shows like bad girls club, i like history, its a lot more i like to do for fun, so what fun places do you like going to, im asking you so if we were on a date i wont be guessing, because i would want you to have fun too, please send me a message, bye for now.

Me:
mmmmmmmmmmmm Disneyland makes me sooooooo wet

Him:
hi, whats up, so you said disneyland makes you so wet, that you love it, one day i will have my dad get tickets so me and you can go, but i just want to tell you this and it been on my mind last night, that i dream of one day me and what ever lady im with, which i hope it be you, that we go to paris and set on the paris tower and i hold that lady tight so she wont fall and we look at the bright water and see the whole city of paris and then go to out of space and see all the stars and planets, and then walk on the moon, if thats with you, would you like that, its a real dream, please send me a message, bye for now.

Me:
Oh baby that’s so sweeet. I would love to be that gurl for u.

Lakendra.

Him:
hi, whats up,im just a sweet guy, thats the kind of guy i am, but yeah i miss you, i have not got a message from you in a while, now that i did, what you been doing and how have you been, i been thinking about you a lot, i hope im not asking you to much, that i would like to meet you at my mom and dad house this saturday or sunday, like a date, i just want to watch a dvd movie with you, i will let you pick the one you want to watch with me, i really did miss you, please send me a message, bye for now.

Me:
mmm I’d lyke 2 watch pink flamingos. Wuld ur parents mind if you helped me stain up their couch a lil? ;)

Him:
hi, whats up, yeah my parents would mind, i dont have pink flamingos dvd, but i do have some tight dvd you will like when you come by, i live on 976 w. bellmont st, the house address number is 976, just so you will know, you can type it up on map quest so you dont get lost, you will love it here, and you allways welcome here, you can eat here too and i have candy waiting for you, please send me a message, bye for now.

Me:
I want to fuck you until your missing chromosome grows back.

Him:
hi, whats up queen lady, so you want to fuck me, how about we fuck in the Dark , would you like that baby, but yeah, i dont know if you got lost last weekend, but maybe you can tell me if you come by and if you did not come by then why not, its all good, i do want to see you this sunday boo, so how you been ok, me i just been thinking about you my queen boss lady, please send me a message, you know i still have love for you, bye for now.

Me:
Sunday sounds good. Imma sex you up so good. I want all up in mah shit, on my dick and shyt boo.

Him:
hi, whats up, are you a lady, because you said on your dick and i know men have dicks, you might of met to say pussy, im not being funny or anything but, i just got to know if your a lady, when you said that, it made me think, im not sure, please tell me, i got to know, because i like women.

Me:
hi babee. sorry i did mean 2 say pussy. I was talking about yer dick ;) I bet its nice

Him:
hi, whats up, so you was talking about my dick, thats cool, im very sorry, i did not know, but yeah, did you come by sunday, if you did i dont know if you got lost, maybe you can tell me if you came by, but i do hope to meet you at my mom and dad house this saturday or sunday, let me tell you again where i live, i live in los angeles on 976 w. bellmont street, the address is 976, you will see a blue honda suv in the drive way, all you have to do is type in the address on map quest, but one thing, is we cant have sex in my mom and dad house, they dont like that in they house, but once they meet you then i can go to your house in have sex, they nice People and i will make sure when you come you will eat, but if you come by, we can wacth a movie together, but i miss my boo, meaning you, please send me a message, bye for now.

Me:
That sounds fun. yer parrents sound niyce. watching amovie with u does sound fun. maybe after i can take u 2 mah place if ur place isnt good for sex. i want 2 touch your dick while u touch my dick and we have dicksex with sex together for sex times sex.

Him:
hi, whats up boo, when you say you dick, what do you mean, because men have dicks and ladies have pussy, so what do you mean, but yeah i will see you at mom and dad house this saturday or sunday, i cant wait to watch a movie with you, and i have candy wanting for you to eat, i hope to see you this time, please send me a message, bye for now queen boss lady

Me:
I was born with both male and female genetalia. You sound really nice though. I’d still like to get to you know you. I love candy. That’s so sweet that you are offering me some. What movie do you think we should watch?

Him:
hi, whats up, i dont think it would workout with you, because i was online on searchgalleies site where they show man who i guess got work done on them to look like a lady and it look like a lady with a dick and i jumped, i cant stand looking at that, it make me jump, so im so sorry, so im just going to look for some one easle on here, so dont com by, im very sorry, i like ladies only.

Me:
I think you misunderstook whwat I was saying. I said I DON’T have a penis. I have a vagina only. I am a woman 100%. Do you still want us to meet up or no?

Him:
hi, whats up, so you dont have a penis, you have a vagina only, i dont know what a vagina is, what is it, please tell me, you do know ladies have a pussy right, you do have that right, i just dont want no funny shit, im not saying anything to make you mad, im just saying, if you don’t have a dick and you a 100% lady, then yeah you can still come this saturday or sunday, but only if you a lady for sure, i hope you understand what im saying and how i feel about this, but please tell me what a vagina is, bye for now.

You’ve GOT to be fucking shitting me…

Me:
I want to crush your face in with a brick, you fucking dweeb.

Him:
hi, whats up, im sorry for what i saying to you, its just im a man and i happen to like ladies, im really sorry if i made you mad, your a nice person and i dont ever want to say something that would make you mad, i just was being real with you leting you know how i feel and whats on my mind, thats how i am, but a again im sorry if i made you mad, on the real im not a mean person, a person like you should not ever be mad, wich you have a right, its just i have seen things on sex sites, but dont be mad at me,

Me:
That’s OK. I have a pussy. Not a dick. Don’t worry. I’m 100% a lady.
But just as an experiment.. what if I had a pussy and we were amazing together. MADLY in love, we loved the same kind of movies, I got along with your parents.. the sex was GREAT. That would be amazing right?

Now imagine the same scenario but instead I had a VAGINA. Would you still be interested? Yes or no.

Him:
hi, whats up, i still not sure and i dont want to make you mad again, maybe what would help is you take a picture of it and send it to me on yahoo, my yahoo email is ####@yahoo.com, that would show me, if you can do that, then cool, but dont get me wrong, your a nice person, so please send me a picture of it to my yahoo email, or put a picture of it on myspace

Me:
What, did you miss a day in heatlh class? Or are you just missing a chromosome?

Here’s a picture of my vagina…

Now are you in or out?

I sent him some random interweb photo pulled out of a Google search… CLEARLY a white girl’s vagina.

Him:
hi, whats up, so thats what your talking about, then cool, i will see you this saturday or sunday, let me let you know again, i live in los angeles on 976 w. bellmont street, you would see a blue honda suv in the drive way, and the address on the house is 976. do go to map quest and type all street and address in and copy it, so when you come you wont get lost, i cant wait to meet you

Me:
It’s going to be fun. Have you ever had sex before?

Him:
hi, whats up, in one of them emails i sent you, i said we cant have sex at my mom and dad house and as far as coming over your house, it would have to be next week, but this saturday or sunday we can watch a movie and because i like you, you can pick one of my dvd that i have for us to watch when you come by, next week when i come over, im going to fuck the shit out of you, so be ready, and know this, you will become a pro once you fuck me, your my queen boss lady, and im your sweet cady.

Me:
mmmmmmm sounds good. I want you to get all up inside my vagina

Him:
hi, whats up queen boss lady, why you have pictures of you on here where people have to be add as your friend to see them, i want to see them, just to look at your cute slef, would it be ok if you can send me pictures of you to my email on yahoo so i can look at you, my email is ####@yahoo.com, but yeah when you come by, bring me a picture of you so i can look at everyday, you my one and only boo.

Me:
Just add me to your friends list, you lazy piece of shit.

Him:
hi, whats up, im going to add you to my friend list, but what i been wondering is under where it say your age, it say Avondale, Colorado and i just been wondering if thats where you lived before or thats where you live now, im not sure, thats why im asking you, because if you do live there now, then you will have to take a plane here to cali, because los angeles is not out there, its way out here, i dont know if you a money, but plane tickets are a lot of money, i really do want to sse you, if you are out here in cali, then cool, im not sure, but i do miss you.

Me:
I miss you too. Can you buy plane tickets for me? I want your virgin nerdsperm inside me.

Him:
hi, whats up, i cant buy plane tickets, i dont have money, im really sorry, but there must be a way you can get plane tickets, i really want to see you, about that, your the first person who would wants to meet me, other girls said they cant, but you way out there and even if i do meet you, its not like you saying out here, your home is in another state and i cant dont want to just message you, there things i want to do to you, so what do you think about this and us being far away.

Me:
Maybe if you didn’t act like you have a crawlspace full of hooker corpses girls wouldn’t be afraid to meet you.

Him:
hi, whats up, about us, i feel bad about you far in another state and we not close, i dont want you to spend your money on plane tickets and then you come out here, because its not like you staying out here and to go back you will have to get plane tickets to go back, i know you want to see me and i want to see you too, i just think its best that we dont talk no more, because there going to be days i want to see you and i dont think you have money like that, and i happy living out here, i wont move out there, i do like you, but i allso want the best for you and this i think is the best, im really sorry, cute as you are, i for sure you will find another guy who likes you too, tell me want you think about this, about us.

Me:
You’re sweet. But it’s also hilarious that talking to me, a fat white guy, is the closet you’ll get to having sex with a woman. Hey, you know what? I think if you idle your car in an enclosed garage with all your windows open, free plane tickets fly out of the air vents on your dashboard. Give it a try. Then I can come visit you whenever you want.

Him:
hi, whats up, sometimes i just dont know what you taking about, and as far as me idle a car an enclosed garage with windows open and free plane tickets fly out in the air, is unreal, i wish that can happen, but it cant, but thats nice of you to say, your just a crazy person and i like that about you, but you really think that you in an other state and me in another state will work out, then can i see you every saturday, i really wont see how, see im not all about just talking to a person, i want to meet that person too, but everything is cool,

Me:
I think we should have cybersex right now. What are you wearing? I want to e-fuck you.

Him:
hi, whats up, you crazy as hell, cybersex, thats cool, but no, not me and you, but cybersex is cool, but yeah, i want to tell you if us being friends is ok with you, we can still talk, i just dont see us one day being together and maybe one day you will find some guy in your state you like, but i would love to be your friend and still talk to, if your cool with that, you not a bad person, its just you too far, so let me know if being friends is cool with you.

Me:
GOOD NEWS! I just moved to your area!

Him:
hi, whats up, you said you just move to my area, im not sure what area, but i live in California state, where i live is the state of california, if you moved out here then cool, i would love to meet you at my mom and dad house, i live on 976 w. bellmont st, but yeah, it would help if you tell me what area you move to, but i do miss you much.

Me:
Sorry, I will rephrase…

GOOD NEWS, RETARD! I just moved to your area! Los Angelas, CA!! Would you want to hang out?

Him:
hi, whats up, so you move to los angeles, cool, then this saturday i want to meet you and you whats up, that i still have candy waiting for you, i will let you pick one of my dvd movie for us to watch when you come by, as allways your welcome here and you can eat food here too, bye for now my queen boss lady.

Him:
hi, whats up queen boss lady, its me victor, the one that be messageing you, can you please add me as your friend so i can look at your pictures.

Me:
I want to watch porno on Saturday.

No response.

Me:
No? Suck a dick, faggot.

Him:
hi, whats up, i seen your pictures and i give you an a plus, you are very cute in your pictures, i dont know if you came by and got lost or you just stayed home and was just chilling or you was busy, but if you got lost, then i sorry for that, my mom and dad house have a red bar that you unlock to get to the front door and you should know just by looking at it, again i live on 976 w. bellmont st, all you got to do is type the address and st on map quest and you would know how to get here, i do want to see you boo, i want to have fun with you and no not sex on the first date, just watch a movie, you crazy and you do like sex, i like that about you, saturday or sunday please if you can,come by boo so i can see you.

Me:
I fucking hate you so much, you stupid fucking fruitcake retard.

This guy is impossible to piss off.

Him:
hi, whats up, it sounds like your mad at me, see its just that i like you so much i want to see you and your cute face, i nevered feel it this way about a lady like i do you, one day if we do live together, we can have kids, you would be the best mom in the world, i just like you so much, i miss you a lot, how you been, you are the one i want to fuck and go places with, with you i can have fun boo, only you is where my heart is.

Me:
Victor, my dearest… I think we should get married. Let me ask you one question first though. Have you ever been diagnosed as being mentally handicapped? Because I only date legitimate retards.

Him:
hi, whats up queen boss lady, first let me just say that us geting married is too soon because i dont know you like that, im talk about things about you, im the kind of guy who take things slow, but one day for sure we could get married, just not now, and no i never been diagnosed as being mentally handicapped, why you ask, i mean, nothing wrong with me, if you want to know, im not a retard, why you ask that, i got a question for you, when is im going to meet you my queen boss lady, i been waiting boo, but its all good, this saturday i would like to see you at my mom and dad house, if you come, i will make you feel at home, you know i like you a lot and i just got yo see you.

Me:
I’d love to come over, but I don’t know the address. How come you’ve never given it to me?

Him:
hi, whats up queen boss lady, just go to map quest and type in 976 w. bellmont st, and copy the map and take it with you, my house is the one with the bar door you open to get to the fornt door, if you come early in the morning on saturday i should be here, one thing you can do is park in the Middle of the street and blow your horn and get out the car, then i would know its you, i got some new movies like beverly hills chihuahua, that movie you would like boo, now you should know my address, see you this saturday queen boss lady

Me:
Excellent. I can’t wait to watch that terrible fucking movie. I will see you Saturday at your house at 103 E. Toggler st.

Him:
hi, whats up queen boss lady, the address is wrong, my address is 976 w. bellmont st, where you come up with the street you did, but boo, whats up, i missed you all saturday and sunday, i been thinking about you, you been on my mind, so are you coming over this saturday so i can meet you, i have other movies too, if that dog movie that bad, then thats cool, we dont have to watch it, i have cadillac recdors, it got beyonce in it, please come by boo.

Me:
I got the address from your messages. Anyway, I also tried to find the 976 W. Bellmont St. address too, but I couldn’t find it. I wish they made some sort of site where you could type in an address and get directions. Like a map to help quests.

Him:
hi, whats up, all you got to do is this, go to map quset and where it say address type in 976 w. bellmont and where it say city tpye in los angeles and then you should see it, then copy the paper and bring it with you, its not hard, i did it many times, maybe you spelled wrong, but thats cool, your learning, but whats been up, have you been doing ok meaning good, do get a good night sleep tonight ok boo, please send me a message.

Me:
What if I just send you a picture of my vagina instead of map quest pies under ackromunngle toast.

Him:
hi, whats up, im not sure if you know what map quest is, it is a website where it shows maps on how to get to where you going, you type in a address and it show you how to get there, meaning it shows you directions to where you going, thats what map quest is, are you coming over or not, i just got to know, because im not sure, if not, then thats cool, but how you been, i miss you, you allways my queen boss lady, please send me a message.

Me:
I bet you receive disability benefits from the state, don’t you, Victor.

Him:
hi, whats up, yeah i do receive disability benefits money form the state, but dont have disability, nothing worng with me, so yeah i hope to meet you at my mom and dad house this saturday or sunday, i still want to watch a movie with you, sometimes you crazy, but i still like, like allways, you my queen boss lady. please send me a message.

Hollllllllllllllly shit.

Me:
That’s retardedly sexy. What do you receive disability benefits for?

Him:
hi, whats up, i get disability money, but im not sure what for, what i want to know is, why you have not came over yet, dont you want to hang out with me, for sure i do want to hang out with you, but its cool, so what you been doing lately, please send me a message, you know you my queen boss lady.

Me:
What do you mean you don’t know what it’s for? Were you wounded in the Korean war? Or were you dropped in a washing machine as a baby?

Him:
hi, whats up, no i was not wounded in the korean war because i never been in the army and no i never been dropped in a washing machine as a baby, my dad told me before why i get money form them poeple, i just forgot, but that does not mean there anying thing wrong with me, you act like there could be something wrong with me when its not, some things i know, smoe things i dont, is there anything wrong with you, because you ask a lot of crazy stuff, but its cool, i guess your just crazy sometimes. but the thing about you is your a cool ass person who make me smile, i like that about you, for real, please send me a message.

Me:
Sorry, hunnybunny. I didn’t mean to pry. I only ask because my brother receives disability benefits from the state too. He was actually impaled in the head by a giant 4 inch wide hook from a back hoe. Now his face looks like afterbirth and when he talks it sounds like a horse throwing up marbles.

Him:
hi, whats up, so you didn’t mean it, thats cool, so about your brother, he receives disability benefits form the states too, and you as im reading this message, i see why, im very sorry, that must be hard on him and you, but im sure hes a good person, so boo am i going to see you this saturday, i miss you and i do want to see you, but do have a good day, please email me, your allways my quen boss lady.

Me:
You have the downs, don’t you?

Him:
hi, whats up, no i dont got the downs, hey baby, theres something i want to tell you baby, just me smooth talking to you baby, your the moon and the stars, your a queen diva, i do want to hold you tight and make sweet love to you one day, if you would like that, for real boo, what easle can i say, your the most beautiful girl in this world, so may i ask you sexy, and im for real, are you wearing anything sexy on and are you wearing socks on, if so, what knd, i hope you dont get mad for me emailing you this, its just me being romanceit with you, please send me a message, you allways my queen boss lady

Me:
OMG.. UR SO SWEEEET! I want you to put a downs baby inside me.

Him:
hi, whats up, so you want me to put a downs baby inside you, are you for real, if your talking about a baby you take care of, then thats cool but in order for us you to have a baby, we would have to have sex, in less you can have a baby anoter way, but i been telling i want to meet you then once my dad meet you and know a little about you, then he might take me to your house, but you have to come by here frist, then if he ok with taking me to your house then we can have all the sex you want, i think you know what im saying, my like to meet people frist he dont know and are you srue about a baby, do you even have a job, a baby takes money boo, but babyies are cute, please send me a messge, ..you allways my queen boss lady.

Me:
How come I have to meet your dad before we have sex?

Him:
hi, whats up, what i was talking about is you have to meet my dad frist so i can go to your house, i was not talking about meet him so we can have sex, no, its so i can go to your house, and any ways he dont let people have sex in his house, but once i come to your house then we can fuck all we want to, but you have to meet my dad here first before i can go to your house, thats all i was talking about, now do you get me boo, what i do want to know is, how you feel about me, and do you miss me like i miss you, i think you a hell of a lady who i just cant stop thinkig about you, you so cute boo, i hope one day we live together, as for right now, i would to spend my sweet time with you, you allways my queen boss lady, enjoy the rest of the day.

Me:
awww you’re so sweet. I miss you so much. So does your dad HAVE to meet me before you can come over?

Him:
hi, whats up, yeah my day have to meet you frist at his house for me to be able to go to your house, go to map quset in type los angeles in and allso type in 976 w. bellmont st, in copy the paper and take it with you and when you come by, just park in the middle of the street and blow your hron and get out the car and that way i will know its you, just time i do hope you come by boo, and you miss me so much, thats very sweet, you allways my queen boss lady, please send me a message

Me:
How come I have to meet your dad first, boo?

Him:
hi, whats up, thats how he is, he like to meet people before he let me go over they house, i dont want to say why because im not sure why, you will have to ask him when you come by, but like i said when he meet you frist, then he would take me to your house, i know you want to have sex with me and you will, just give it time boo, but your my boo allways and i do love you, sometimes i just think about you too much to where i worry about you because i dont want nothing to happend to you, im for real when i say that, please send me a message, you allways my queen boss lady. bye boo

Me:
I totally want to have sex with your dad.

Him:
hi, whats up, you saying you totally want to have sex with my dad, i dont know if your playing or not, but if you are, then your crazy boo, wicih thats cool and thats one thing i like about you, so saturday did you come by, because i was out in the streets and im not sure if you came by or not

Me:
Wow. I’m going to stop talking to you now, because I’m pretty sure I’m going to hell.