Streetz
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on May.03, 2009, under GhettoPhresh
Identity used for this conversation:
“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
Streetz
Photo:
My message to him:
I want you inside of me.
His response:
thats what im talkin about lol and ik wont 2 be in side of you lol so whats popin win we goin 2 make this happin
Me:
What are you doing tonight?
Him:
shit ik dont no yep but whats your nuber 4 ik can call you so we can make this happin
Me:
God, I’m so wet.
Him:
is that right
Me:
Yes indeed.
Him:
SO WIN WE GOIN 2 MAKE THIS HAPPIN WHATS YOUR NUBER 4 IK CAN CALL U OR SOMETHING
Me:
Yes indeed.
Him:
but whats popin you keep sayin in deed buts whats goin 2 happin whats your nuber
Me:
Give me urs. I’ll call u. I think we shuld definatley meet up and exchange stds.
Him:
well its xxx-xxx-xxxx just as 4 streetz whats your name 4 ik can no its u
Me:
My name is Lakendra. I can’t wait for you to get me pregnant.
No response.
Him:
So wut up cutie?
Him:
SHIT TRYIN 2 C YOU ARE AT LEES GET YOUR NUBER SO CAN IK GET YOUR NUBER OR WHATS
Me:
Give me urs. lyke i said i cant wait 2 meet u and fer u 2 get me pregnant
Him:
MY NUBER IS xxx-xxx-xxxx AS 4 STREETZ so u sayin u wont 2 have my babyk lol
Me:
I absolutely do. Do you know much more money you get from the welfare office? i gotsta gets me sum new shoes.
Him:
well ik dont no about welfare but ik got a job but if it work thats whats popin can ik get some new shoes
Me:
I cant wait 2 get pregnunt.
Him:
why you ant call yet and why you can give me your nuber whats popin are you tryin 2 make thats happin or not
Me:
Well I’m not ovulating right now, I want to wait until I’m at the right time in my cycle to concieve a child. I think I’ll be ready by this weekend, though. We should meet up :)
Him:
is that right why do u wont 2 have a babyk by me
Me:
I just need 1 so’s i can sell it fo smack money.
Him:
4 whats smacc money you do smacc are you punkin
Me:
I dont do it that much. usally jus 2 or 3 times a day. wut u doin sunday?
Him:
shit im doin u on sun day like 2 or 3k time but why do you wont 2 have my babk
Me:
So I can sell it for money.
Him:
you crazzy as hel lol
Me:
So you down?
Him:
sun day it is
Me:
Inseminate me.
Him:
man you bee playin lilmomma ik dont no about u and you talkin about you wont 2 have my baby and sell it ik dont think this is goin 2 work out
Me:
jus gives it a chanse. meet up wit me an let me fukk yo ass hardd. imma rock yo world. leave yo dick smellin like bad tunafish n shyt.
Him:
thats what im sayin ik wont 2 put it on you but win thats the hold thing do u got a aim or something well let me no
Me:
mmmm yea gurl. i gots aim. I cant wait 2 aim ur eruptin dick into my breadbox
Him:
so whats your aim cuz ik gave u my number 2 times and you didnot call so ik dont no but if you wont this 2 happin let me no asap
Me:
I’m sorry, but yesterday I got into a car accident and now I’m in a coma.
Him:
im sorry about your accident but thats dont make sins how are you in a coma and you are right me bacc lol do u meen u was in a coma
Me:
Nope, I’m in one right now.
Him:
how are you in a comaright no and you are talkin 2 me lol ik dont this goin 2 work 4 me you are crazzy as hell lol
Me:
who u callin crazy! Batsocks peanutbutter engine toast.
Me:
I’m pregnant and I think it’s yours.
Him:
a how is it mine and u ant gave me no pussy lol im not fucc with u you crazy as hell stop hit me up thanks you
Me:
Are you going to be there for your child or not?
Him:
whats thay fucc are you talkin about u ant give me no pussy ik dont no you you are a crazy lil beezzoe get thay fucc out of dag haha
Me:
You can’t do this Charles, I know we had our fun in the past but now it’s serious.
Him:
IK THINK U HAVE THAY RONG MAN
Me:
Stop playin’
Him:
im not playin stop hittin me up cuz ik ant goin 2 hit bacc
Me:
I seriously doubt that, you fucking nerd.
Me:
Let’s hit up da clubbbbs this weekend, yo
Him:
ik dont no u how are we goin 2 go clubein
Me:
I know the i key and the k key are close together, but do you think for once you could maybe not mash them together with your deformed retard fingers, you fucking demented piece of shit?
Now stop being a pussy and let’s go clubbin’
I’ll blow you at a booth and you can do coke off my hair.
Him:
WHATS YOUR NAME AND WHATS YOUR NUMBER BUT IK NO IK DONT NO U
Me:
You want my name and my number? What do you think I am? A whore?
May 3rd, 2009 on 12:53 pm
i think this guy might just have the worst spelling and grammar of anyone on the site so far… you should give him some kind of award for that
May 3rd, 2009 on 8:41 pm
I love how he completely disregarded that you said, “I think we shuld definatley meet up and exchange stds.”
oh, streetz<3
I wanna give these people typing lessons, it’s driving me insane..
hollacaust!
May 4th, 2009 on 7:34 am
I’m so glad you verbally abused him for his typing IK, it made his otherwise horrible grammar, worse, which is hard to imagine.
Also, this guy gives you his number, even after you say you want to give him an STD, and then have his baby, so you can sell it (BIG money in baby organs by the way).
The state of the world today…
May 7th, 2009 on 8:41 am
Ik hopes u get betta frum yo coma dawg.
Holla!
July 31st, 2009 on 7:31 am
Ooooh dat nucca be holdin them six jakksons getting mah dangerzone all wet.
HaVe mah babby and give me da ebonic plague boi.
August 13th, 2009 on 6:44 am
whats thay fucc was he saying? Ik could barely read that shit.
STREETZ, get off the streets and try to gain AT LEAST half a brain :) thanks.
September 1st, 2009 on 2:57 pm
that literally just made my asshole implode and blow shit and semen out of my mouth
September 6th, 2009 on 11:15 pm
i dont know, i can get down with a dude whose willing to sell a baby for new shoes. i kinda wanna hang out iwth him
September 24th, 2009 on 8:54 pm
That guy makes me believe that some are born with a sparkplug deficientcy in their left nut. Im serious though Statutory grape Monkies supply the best Ammendmant rights