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Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
MICHAEL

Photo:

Does this guy look familiar? He should.

Message he sent me:
What’s good with you, Can I take a minutes away from your time to get to know you? What is your name? My name is Michael. Do you think I can talk to you on a personal level to get to know you more? I am twenty one years old and is form Compton. I am looking for someone I can be in a long term relationship with so if you are interested get back at me…. and i like ur simle and ur eyes do you go with some 1 if not are you look in and i am sweet and nice i like to write songs raps and pomes and i keep it real all the time and i dont cheat i just want to be with some 1 i can be happy with so if u look n for the same get back i would like 2 get 2 know u i dont know u but its some thing about u i am feel n i dont b on her like that but i would like 2 talk 2 u and get 2 know u and c what u about if it is ok can u call me if u want 2 get 2 know me xxx-xxx-xxxx i dont give out my # but it something abut u and it Because you’re BeautifulThis poem’s addressed To you Because you’re beautiful No matter whatYou do Because you’re beautiful The sun rises Every day Because you’re beautiful The mist shrouds a Dreamy day Because you’re beautiful blossom blooms and holds Its scent Because you’re beautifulSongs sung in your heart Are meant Because you’re beautiful Reflections shine And glint Because you’re beautiful Poems are writtenHeaven sent Because you are beautifulThis is all that this Poem’s said Just in case you may have Any doubt This poem’s heaven sent To tell you You are beautiful How can one smile such sweet smiles, When one is so saddened by sorrows for miles, How can I smile the same smiles, When life brings me nothing but tears, I wondered for so long, What reason you had to smile that long, To keep smiling though troubles come, And still remain sweet and silently overcome, It’s such a mystery to me, Your smiles from heaven with glee, I adore and yet envy thee, But I’d rather you smile those at me, I feel happy when I see you smile, Even if I’m sad and lonely, Your smiles bring me somewhere, I don’t even know where,But it was you, You gave me the reason to smile, To smile with no reason, To smile for a smile, I guess life is just like that, We need not a reason to smile, For a smile is the reason itself, To rejoice and open-heartedly give thanks, I learned to smile because of you, Because your smiles bring me joy when blue, It proves how well and powerful, A simple sweet smile can become so beautiful, Smile for the sake of a smile, Smile for the sake of happiness, Smile for the sake of life,Smile because of hope left in life, Smile my friends, Smile for me my Love, Smile those same sweet smiles, Smile so the world can be a peaceful dove

My response:
You already tried this routine on me once. Figure out where the period key is and I’ll suck you dry, spazz.

Him:
ok ub can call me if u like my name is michal my # is xxx-xxx-xxxx

Me:
I think we need to have sex immediately.

Him:
o so call me if u want 2 talk xxx-xxx-xxxx

Me:
Grab yo lump, and stick in mah rump, chump.

Him:
what ur #

Me:
u look awfully familiar, michael. are u shure we didnt tawk ounce beforre?

Him:
no we did not talk b 4

Me:
Oh, I must be mistaken. I must have detailed logs of some OTHER Michael telling me he likes to write “pomes” and giving me the same pickup line. That and the fact that I TOLD you that you already messaged me once before must be what’s confusing me. I’m stupid like that sometimes. Please forgive me.

So if I give u mah # do u think we culd meet up for sum drinks & make teh sex wit each other? I want to be ur girlfriend and have a long term relationship with u at yer moms house. U seem real cute and i want to here u resight ur pomes 2 me and whistle into my vagina.

No response.

Me:
I want 2 meet u. U sound real nice. Wuts ur number?

Him:
xxx-xxx-xxxx michael

Me:
before i call u Do u want 2 be my girlfirend michael?

Him:
what

Me:
Have sex with me. On a personal level.

Me:
Answer me right now or we’re never having sex.

Me:
MICHAEL, give me ur address right nao. Im gunta cum ova yer house an make out wit chu an rub ur dangerzone all up in front of ya parents.

Him:
i dont know u like that

Me:
What if we went steady first, and got to know each other on a personal level?

Him:
ok xxx-xxx-xxxx michael

Me:
No deal. Fuck off and kill yourself you, dumb piece of shit.