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by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Apr.21, 2009, under GhettoPhresh

Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
Rum

Photo:

Message he sent me:
whats poppin get at a homie asap

My response:
I tooks yo advizzles and gots wit a homie and mah pussay puddin wuz deffintly poppin. Shizsham catfungles.

Him:
thats what time it is baby gurl u know a nigga was wanting to show love to the female homie and shit much love and respect to ya and shit,but whats good i got alot of shit to mack wit u about thats if u dont mind baby gurl get at a homie when ever

Me:
i wants u 2 shit much love all ova me. SON, u straight up TRACKIN’. I thinks we needs 2 get togetha.

Him:
lol,our time will Bum ruby. we gon mack one day.where do u stay at baby gurl? i really wanna get in bontact wit each other u feel so we ban 414 bout some shit ill shoot my number

Him:
u might need to prep yo self bause im no joke in bed,now!but my number is xxx-xxx-xxxx

Me:
You sound like more of a romantic comedy.

Him:
what do u mean by that

Me:
I want your dick in my soar ridden mouth.

Him:
where do u stay at?

Me:
I’m over in Jacksonville, FL right now visittin family

Him:
where at in jacksonville cause we can get tjis started u right around the corner from me,hit me up maybe i can give u what u want

Me:
I want you to give me a retarded child.

Him:
obviousely u dont bause u skared to ball a nigga.i don gave u the info

Me:
If you figure out how to talk, let me know. I’ll let you throw it in my dumper.

Him:
what do u mean by that?i gave u my number call me and we will see whats poppin.
i aint playing no games wit ya,so dont wit me im dead ass. we can link up and shit

Me:
Aren’t the Jonas Brothers sexy as hell?

Me:
I asked you a fucking question. Do you want to fuck me silly or not? Because I’m ready if you’re serious.

Him:
listen u playing games u say u wanna fuck so i gave yo ass a nigga number u aint called so who serious and who not u aint serious call me then we fuck!

Me:
I can’t call you. I’m deaf and I don’t talk so well in real life. Now are you going to pick me up so I can fuck you in your car or not? Let me know and I’ll give you my address.

Him:
u deaf! and hell yeah i will pick u up so shoot the address and we can do that

Me:
MOOOOOODHIMPER MMMAUSUSUWWWWWW EEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Me:
MMMMMMMAHHHHUHHHUHHHUHH UHHHHH UHHHHHH MMMMMMMMBAAAADOOOOOGO BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH

Me:
When are you going to throw it in my deaf ass? I can’t scream and say sexy things in bed, but I can moan and throw sign language message at your cock like nobody’s business. YOWZA!

Him:
TOMORROW GIVE ME THE ADDRESS

Me:
MOOOOOODHIMPER MMMAUSUSUWWWWWW EEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHH

Me:
Why don’t you ever write back, you stuck up piece of shit?

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