A simple proposition
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Apr.21, 2009, under GhettoPhresh
Identity used for this conversation:
“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
MATT.PURE BREED SKATER. tanzis + TISHb dunks=MATTT
Photo:
My message to him:
I want you inside of me.
His response:
o really. why say tht
Me:
Because you have a dick.
Him:
BUT EVERY GUY HAS A DICK SO DO U TELL EVERY GUY ON MYSPACE THT U WANNA FUCK EM??
Me:
Absolutely. You in or out?
Him:
so wait yu jus fuck alotta guys??
Me:
I’m a virgin.
Him:
your auch a bad actor an a bad lier.. but look i already got a women and im sure she wouldt like u tryin to get me to fuck you.. so im goin to pass on tht.. i dont kno wht type of girl u are but its a damn shame u put yo self out there like tht on mysapce to every guy tht adds you.. thts soo nasty.
Me:
I want you to fist me.
Him:
DONT U GET IT SHIT.. I DONT WANT TO DO NUN WITH U..”I HAVE A WOMEN” THT CAN PLEASE ME. SO LEAVE ME ALONE STOP WRTING ME.. I DONT WANNA FUCK U.. U DONT KNO ME AT ALL BUT U SAYIN U WANA FUCK ME.. GET A LIFE AND STOP HITTIN ME UP..
Me:
You’re not fooling anybody, you fucking pickle sniffer. Either you want to throw it in my gangsta booty, or you let homeless men bend you over and shoot hot loads in you down at the bus stop.
Him:
YU ARE DUMB AAS FUCK.. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE
Me:
So what are you wearing? Let’s do this thing.
Him:
IM BLOCKING YO ASS.. I GOT A WOMEN.. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE
April 22nd, 2009 on 4:31 pm
Bookmark that guy and come back at him as a dude. I suspect his women will magically disappear.
April 28th, 2009 on 11:59 am
Very good idea
May 4th, 2009 on 11:26 am
”I GOT A WOMEN”
He’s a mormon?
May 21st, 2009 on 10:35 am
You know your older stuff was better but some of your new stuff is pretty funny, but try switching it up.
May 22nd, 2009 on 5:11 am
I have no idea what “switching it up” means in this context.
June 21st, 2009 on 11:14 pm
He claims he isn’t interested because he “got women” but he said nothing about that at the begining did he?
August 13th, 2009 on 7:09 am
Rofl..fucking pickle sniffer.
I love that xD
September 1st, 2009 on 3:10 pm
Menstrual i want you inside of me for a change
September 3rd, 2009 on 5:23 am
Only if you’re a super hot dude with a giant wang covered in sores.
November 21st, 2009 on 5:34 am
“I HAVE A WOMEN”
He puts in in quotation marks.
This leads me to suspect that his “women” is an imaginary friend.