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Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
BaBy IcE AkA LiL B.I !!!!!

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Message he sent me:
hey there my name is b and i was hoping e could be friends and get to know eachother

My response:
Give me your best line, snoogums.

Him:
man thats new but yea i think you a fly lil shorty who i would really love to get to know and hopefully maybe even take you out and show you how a country boy treat a women as beautiful as yourself

Me:
mmmmmmm u sound nice. wut u lyke 2 do for fuN?

-Lakendra

Him:
anyrhing just as long as im not bored……but i can say one thing and that is that im a guy who likes to please a beautiful woman like you

Me:
o ur so sweet. :)

Him:
lol thanks alot but i would really love to take you out next weekend if thats possible or if you want to you call give me a holla on my cell xxx-xxx-xxxx

Me:
I always masturbate whenever My Dog Skip comes on TV.

Him:
ok lol you mean your home boy right lol

Me:
haha nah.

Him:
lol ok but whats on your agenda for this weekend

Me:
Slappin mah doofleduff.

Him:
huh im not sure what that means but i believe you told me you was gone call me

Me:
You heard wrong. I want you to b all ova mah dick this weekend. Hit me up n we can mack.

Him:
what r u kidding me i dont be on no one dick

Me:
I’m kiddin’ playboy. lets hook up. Mah pussy b DRIPPIN’. I need sum1 like u 2 fill it with ya goofjuice.

Him:
well you can get that gift granted if you call me

Me:
tightyo. i cant wait fer u 2 play wit mah dick.

Me:
imma call u 2nite, playa. :)

He stopped responding for some strange reason.

Me:
Fag.

Him:
what you say that for

Me:
ohh sorry.i misundderstood u. i jus get confused by da way u tawk. u typin all normal an shyt, without goin out of ur way to type in made up slang words and random capital letters. it’s confusin’ me. u needs 2 start tawkin like a downass homebizzle moosecake on da real 100. NO WAIT… on da real 110!

Me:
I SAID TALK TO ME IN MADE UP WORDS TO WOO ME. I’M LOSING MY ERECTION HERE.

Me:
I can’t believe how racist you are. It REALLY is a shame.