Rusty trombones galore
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Apr.15, 2009, under HollaDaddy
Identity used for this conversation:
“HollaDaddy”
Victim’s name:
$BUST IT BABY$
Photo:
Message she sent me:
hey was up wit u
My response:
mah cock afta lookin at sum of yo pics. wuts up wit chu, sexxi?
Her:
naw you the sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxi one daddy thats why i hit you up first, lolz shit posted at the house bored
Me:
kewl. u should let me cum over and give you dick.
Her:
damn……………………..i wanna say yea but i dnt know how to take that lol 4real
Me:
takes it in da butt, gurl. its simple.
U sexxxxi as shyt.
Her:
LOLZ SHIT U CRAZY……..I LIKE IT YEA
Me:
I knows u do gurl. so wut it do? shuld we meet up so u can let me give it 2 u? I wants ur sexxi azz so bad mammi.
Her:
yea daddy
yes we can do that asap 4real
Me:
mmmmm u mind if my friend copkillah comes 2? he’s maaad sexxi. gots 6pack abs n shyt.
Her:
yea i guess he can cum 2…..ummmmmmmm i need a way 4 us to keep in contat with u daddy so we can meet
Me:
mmmmmm mami. we gonsta have ssummmmmmmm fuuuuuuuun. Im glad copkillah will be cummin. he’s mah boy. U can smear tunafish all ova ur bare ass while u watch me give copkillah a rusty trombone.
It’s EEEEEXTRA rusty too, cuz we’s NICCAS ON THE REAL 100
Her:
yea,but wat is u talkn bout baby im not sure i understand you
Me:
Im tawkin about startin a jazz band. IN YO PANTS! u down?
Her:
umm yea i think, thats coo…….when tho u been talkn bout this 4 a min
Me:
Get over here and take your pants off, jiggles.
Her:
lol u stupid,when ima c u
Me:
We need to meet up ASAP!
Her:
yea ok u keep sayn that,u aint called or nth
Me:
imma give u a ring tomorrow den, cutie. copkillah n me are gunna cum 2 yer house n fuck u hard. then we’s gunna cut up ya face and burn ur house down.
Her:
WHAT THA FUCC BLOOD WHAT TYPE OF SHIT YALL ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YALL CANT CUM THRU HERE WITH THAT BULLSHIT BLOOD YALL GOT ME FUCCED UP
Me:
why you changin ya shyt all up gurl? I thot u wanted to watch me give copkillah a rusty trombone? You down or not?
Her:
naw i’m boo blood
Me:
Boo blood? What the fuck does that mean?
Her:
Well jus know i aint fuccn wit u
Me:
You’re a cunt.
April 28th, 2009 on 2:38 am
I want to suck your dick Disco.
May 4th, 2009 on 11:36 am
Pardon my ignorance but does rusty trombone actually mean anything?
May 4th, 2009 on 12:52 pm
Go to preferences in google and select “Do not filter my search results.” Then do an image search for rusty trombone. I think you will be pleasantly surprised.
May 6th, 2009 on 4:24 pm
I had to look up rusty trombone too!! Bwahahahahahahaha Im in love with you Holladaddy and I wanna have your babies
May 7th, 2009 on 5:48 am
ASL?
July 2nd, 2009 on 2:36 pm
PYT
July 16th, 2009 on 9:11 pm
lmao holy shit bro i show my friends this site and they fuckin love it omg . this is my favorite kind of humor, if you’d consider this a category lol, i love it.
August 12th, 2009 on 7:57 am
What social network was that chick from
August 13th, 2009 on 7:13 am
“copkillah n me are gunna cum 2 yer house n fuck u hard. then we’s gunna cut up ya face and burn ur house down.”
LMfAO. nice..
August 28th, 2009 on 3:52 pm
exceptional writing. keep up the good work!
September 1st, 2009 on 3:14 pm
haha, im throwing up profusely.
September 3rd, 2009 on 5:23 am
Pix plz
September 18th, 2009 on 2:04 pm
hahaha rusty trombone. thats freaking hilarious.
November 21st, 2009 on 5:36 am
Now imagine the same situation with a rusty tuba.
Opens up a whole new world, doesn’t it??