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Slow cousins… hawt

by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Apr.15, 2009, under HollaDaddy

Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
SHAYLA BOO{IgUcCi

Photo:

My message to her:
mMMMMMMMMMM!

Her response:
ummmmmm hi??????

Me:
HIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

Her:
lolz how u???????

Me:
Good. I want to fuck you so hard.

Her:
u dnt even knw me…….lolz

Me:
That’s what’s so hot. Don’t you agree?

Her:
idk…..fukkin sumbdy hard aint really mah idea of a gud time…….lolz

Me:
It’s not? u sound boring lol. so wut u lyke 2 do instead? I’m versityle.

Her:
itz jus that hard part dat turned me off….but tha whole fukkin thing iz wat i lik 2 do….lol

Me:
ooooo, u sound sexxi. u lyke 2 be held and gently caressed surrounded by candles and roses I bet, huh?

Her:
lol yea I guess sum lik dat! wat bout u

Me:
mmmm we should do it up some time. Would you mind if my slow cousin watched?

Her:
lmao….ya! bob i would…

Me:
Who’s Bob? Did you want him to watch too?

Her:
itz jus wat i call ppl…..nd i fnt want nobdy watchin hun…..

Me:
But he’s slow… nobody’s going to know.

Her:
den watz tha point of hym watchin???

Me:
Because he dribbles all sorts of crazy shit out of his mouth when he’s excited. It makes me like 4 times harder. So what do you think?

Her:
how does ur retarted cousin make u hard????

Me:
I dunno shawday. it jus does. sumthin about him bein all helplesss n stuff. sumtimes i let him join in but for u he can jus watch i guess.i’ll handle u mah own self. u dig?

alloH

Her:
lol……i quess….datz still inda freaky thouqh….

Me:
so when u wanna meets up? Me and him can cum ova ne time.

Her:
lol….ill…….let u knw…

Me:
We’ll come over Friday. What’s your address?

Her:
lol….

Me:
Give me your address, you stupid whore.

Her:
naw neva dat…..

Me:
Mail me a box of your dirty panties.

Her:
they gotta be dirty??

Me:
I want them DRIPPING with your mences. I want to cover my face mark up my face like Navajo war paint.

Me:
Stop playing hard to get and let me abuse you sexually.

Her:
lmfao!!!……well see bout dat….
i have 2 play hard 2 get…..its onli fair! lol

Me:
Fuck off and die, you stupid fucking cunt.

Her:
whoa whoa whoa!!!! completly uncalled 4!! buddy!

Me:
NO U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!

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