Slow cousins… hawt
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Apr.15, 2009, under HollaDaddy
Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”
Victim’s name:
SHAYLA BOO{IgUcCi
Photo:

My message to her:
mMMMMMMMMMM!
Her response:
ummmmmm hi??????
Me:
HIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Her:
lolz how u???????
Me:
Good. I want to fuck you so hard.
Her:
u dnt even knw me…….lolz
Me:
That’s what’s so hot. Don’t you agree?
Her:
idk…..fukkin sumbdy hard aint really mah idea of a gud time…….lolz
Me:
It’s not? u sound boring lol. so wut u lyke 2 do instead? I’m versityle.
Her:
itz jus that hard part dat turned me off….but tha whole fukkin thing iz wat i lik 2 do….lol
Me:
ooooo, u sound sexxi. u lyke 2 be held and gently caressed surrounded by candles and roses I bet, huh?
Her:
lol yea I guess sum lik dat! wat bout u
Me:
mmmm we should do it up some time. Would you mind if my slow cousin watched?
Her:
lmao….ya! bob i would…
Me:
Who’s Bob? Did you want him to watch too?
Her:
itz jus wat i call ppl…..nd i fnt want nobdy watchin hun…..
Me:
But he’s slow… nobody’s going to know.
Her:
den watz tha point of hym watchin???
Me:
Because he dribbles all sorts of crazy shit out of his mouth when he’s excited. It makes me like 4 times harder. So what do you think?
Her:
how does ur retarted cousin make u hard????
Me:
I dunno shawday. it jus does. sumthin about him bein all helplesss n stuff. sumtimes i let him join in but for u he can jus watch i guess.i’ll handle u mah own self. u dig?
alloH
Her:
lol……i quess….datz still inda freaky thouqh….
Me:
so when u wanna meets up? Me and him can cum ova ne time.
Her:
lol….ill…….let u knw…
Me:
We’ll come over Friday. What’s your address?
Her:
lol….
Me:
Give me your address, you stupid whore.
Her:
naw neva dat…..
Me:
Mail me a box of your dirty panties.
Her:
they gotta be dirty??
Me:
I want them DRIPPING with your mences. I want to cover my face mark up my face like Navajo war paint.
Me:
Stop playing hard to get and let me abuse you sexually.
Her:
lmfao!!!……well see bout dat….
i have 2 play hard 2 get…..its onli fair! lol
Me:
Fuck off and die, you stupid fucking cunt.
Her:
whoa whoa whoa!!!! completly uncalled 4!! buddy!
Me:
NO U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!
April 16th, 2009 on 3:18 pm
“I’m versityle”
Yes you iz hahaha.
Unexpected quick ending to that one.
April 18th, 2009 on 4:24 pm
Damn I just read all the new ones and I was fucking lolling all the way to the bank. Good shit man.
Also, 4chan? Didn’t see that coming. You better not be a newfag /b/tard.
/r9k/ relationshit in the hizouse
April 20th, 2009 on 8:43 am
newfags are new. I’m no newfag.
dsfgdsfg
April 21st, 2009 on 8:11 pm
NO U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!11
May 4th, 2009 on 12:11 pm
Negative! You!
September 1st, 2009 on 3:28 pm
Me!
November 21st, 2009 on 5:44 am
No, Bob!