Desperate
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Jan.11, 2009, under GhettoPhresh
Identity used for this conversation:
“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
MICHAEL
Photo:
Message he sent me:
What’s good with you, Can I take a minutes away from your time to get to know you? What is your name? My name is Michael. Do you think I can talk to you on a personal level to get to know you more? I am twenty years old and is form Compton I am looking for someone I can be in a long term relationship with so if you are interested get back at me….and i like ur simle and ur lips and ur eyes and yous myspace page do you go with some 1 if not are you look in and do you have aim and i am sweet and nice i like to write songs raps and pomes and i keep it real all the time and i dont cheat i just want to be with some 1 i can be happy with so if u look n for the same get back
My response:
I think we need to have sex immediately.
Him:
what
Me:
Grab yo lump, and stick in mah rump, chump.
Him:
k i would love 2 talk 2 u and get 2 know u if u want u can call me at xxx-xxx-xxxx any time u want that my cell my name is michael
Me:
mmmm. I’ll hav 2 giv u a call sum time. So wut u into michael, and wear do u stay?
Him:
ok i work and go 2 school i stay n la and i would like 2 talk 2 u and try 2 b ur man
Me:
mmmmmm u sexxi, but do u think u cans handle dis shyt right hurr?
Him:
yea i can if u want 2 b with some 1 4 life
call me and we can talk about us xxx-xxx-xxxx
Me:
I dont have a fone, sexxi.
Him:
o
Me:
we shuld still tawk ova da spaces. u sweet an i want 2 get 2 no u moar.
Him:
u 2 but i dont b on myspace like that and i want 2 try 2 b ur man
Me:
we shuld meet up den so we’s can engage in intercourse.
Him:
how u dont have a phone
Me:
It does’nt matter. I didnt haves a fone wen I was 11 but and I culd still fuck then. mmmmm u sexxi
Him:
ok i want 2 b ur man
Me:
So let’s meet up and fuck like ducks.
Him:
ok
Me:
come 2 my house
Him:
how old r u
call me if yu can xxx-xxx-xxxx michael
Me:
I’m 15. where do u liv? i want 2 cum overr this weakend and taste u.
Him:
sorry i am 2 old 4 u ur myspace page say u 19
Me:
I’m calling the police anyway, you pervert.
March 2nd, 2009 on 10:18 pm
I love how his grammar goes from impeccable to complete fail. What the fuck happened there? Dirty people that I love.
March 3rd, 2009 on 8:10 pm
Well, geez. I most certainly did not say “people that I love.”
March 4th, 2009 on 7:42 am
Well, looks like your heart is full of love and you don’t even know it.
March 5th, 2009 on 7:08 pm
Disco. You’re sexy. Your beard turns me on.
March 6th, 2009 on 6:50 am
Let me rub it all over your crotch, sailor.
March 9th, 2009 on 7:43 am
Can you say Dyslexic?
is “form” L.A.
i like ur “simle”
i like to write songs raps and “pomes”
March 21st, 2009 on 12:47 am
“Grab yo lump, and stick in mah rump, chump.” that cracks me up everytime i see it
April 9th, 2009 on 11:23 am
“Grab yo lump, and stick in mah rump, chump.”
hahah i just lost my shit
April 17th, 2009 on 9:56 am
Hahaha.. Incredable. I agree with “GoreSoakedCadaver”.. This guys spelling was amazing, and then went straight down the pan..
April 27th, 2009 on 12:29 am
The only reason his spelling was impeccable in those first few sentences was because he most likely copied them off of some love website.
August 13th, 2009 on 6:57 am
I don’t think I cans handle dat shyt right thurr if you’ve been screwing since you were eleven years old.
Good Gawd.
November 21st, 2009 on 5:28 am
You know…there are no words to explain this.
It’s just…epic, that’s all I have to say.
I’m in love with thus, when will you post more????????