“surgury”
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Jan.11, 2009, under HollaDaddy
Identity used for this conversation:
“HollaDaddy”
Victim’s name:
*SWEETY*
Photo:
Message she sent me:
wats up u think u gansta boo
My response:
just smartcrane ova on waaklo. so wut u lyke 2 do for fun, gurl?
Her:
Chill n get 2 know wat u all about u
Me:
hawt. im into stealin cars and eating chicken. wut u into gurl?
Her:
O really so wat u. Do wit then after u steel it I’m in to gettin my phd and partin and lookin sexy while doin it. . U got kids
Me:
i sell them an give da money 2 my sexxi kids. wut u gettin ur phd in? skankology?
Her:
Lol look if u ain’t like wat u see then u could of said that or just don’t answe. we over the computer. I just wanted to get to know u like a internet buddy. When u said u steel cars I know u don’t cuz if u do that’s lame and eventually ull get caught I gave u more cridet for ya inteligents level imma stoop down to ya level the boy who lookin for a wify on my space talkin about I’m the nigga that u could take home lmao , stupid do u know wat nigga mean ignorant as I can c u r for callin ya self that u the second nigga try to violate u look ight but u to skinny that’s 1 and then u sound like u bearly made it out of high school that’s 2 imma correct u nigga phd in surgury imma stunt on ya ass now I’m 20 no kids 2 job which I’m a nurse lpn if u know the med term for that ,if u don’t ask some one and I work at a&e. And I look good and nigga u know it to cuz anit no body ever called me ugly so hold that fuck u slow ass down south niggas its sad son
Me:
I have no idea what you just said, but the best of luck to you in your “surgury” classes. Seriously though, tell the 6 welfare babies you’ll have in the next decade I said hi. I promise I’ll try to swerve if I see them in the road.
February 19th, 2009 on 10:28 pm
Ahh yes, you want people to respect you, and well they should! you’re 19 with two jobs, one of which is providing basic bedside care for the sick,your a helpful store clerk, and you graduated highschool.
your on the fast track for success… wait your profile pic is you crawling on the floor attempting sex appeal.
YOU’RE A JOKE
February 21st, 2009 on 9:04 am
Jesus, you shouldn’t have been so mean.
Surgury is really stressful on a person.
February 27th, 2009 on 6:47 pm
This is one of my favs…I request more … I think a follow up email might be in order? =P See how she’s doing with that “surgury phd” and old navy job.
February 28th, 2009 on 7:45 am
haha what a great idea. I’m going to have to get on this.
March 1st, 2009 on 2:37 pm
niggas b trifflin’ yo’. hooked on phonix or ebonix duzzn’t qualimahfy ya for a “surgery phd” unless its in dick sucking.
March 3rd, 2009 on 1:48 am
someone should tell her PHD dosent stand for Pizza Hamburgers and Doughnuts…
March 3rd, 2009 on 6:33 am
hahahaha. A+, sir.
March 4th, 2009 on 7:37 pm
that girl lying if she say she aint been called ugly
March 9th, 2009 on 8:01 am
“I gave u more cridet for ya inteligents”, she says.
God gave her more credit when he made her so hideous that she’d act accordingly and not like she’s worth looking at. Plus side: Her picture works to induce vomiting. I won’t even touch the whole “surgury” nonsense.
March 12th, 2009 on 11:49 am
Wow, skankology really pissed her off.. I’m surprised that she realized it was an insult. I also like how she knows she looks good because no one has ever told her she’s ugly.. Great logic there
March 21st, 2009 on 6:23 pm
*** IMPORTANT NOTICE ***
always ask your surgeon to spell surgery before going under the knife, just in case
March 22nd, 2009 on 8:22 am
haha or just look over and see if they’re fat and have corn rows.
March 23rd, 2009 on 9:08 pm
I always wondered where chocolate milk comes from. Now I know and I am repulsed.
April 8th, 2009 on 7:16 am
“u sound like u bearly made it out of high school,’
Sounds like a pun from Paddington Bear. Actually, she even ‘bears’ a slight resemblance. Someone needs to get this bitch a raincoat and some marmalade.
April 10th, 2009 on 9:03 am
hahahaha
ps… I want marmalade.
November 21st, 2009 on 5:57 am
Is it marmalade, or gud that you want?