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Photo fun time

by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Sep.06, 2009, under GhettoPhresh

Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
Feature Photography

Photo:

Message he sent me:
hey im in LOS ANGELES with shoots starting as low as $100 AND YOU GET THE PIX BACK THE SAME DAY contact me if you are interested…

xxx-xxx-xxxx … YOU SHOULD ALSO LEAVE YOUR CONTACT

My response:
Do you do nudes as well?

Him:
i do it all when are you thinking about

Me:
Sometime in July would be nice. I’m looking for some nude/xxx stuff for my portfolio actually.

Him:
well whats your contact

Me:
Do you also know anybody that would be available to do the shoot with me? Just simple blowjob / facial stuff. MAYBE some vaginal penetration. I haven’t decided yet. Do you know anyone? Would you be interested? I’m really looking to get my portfolio going.
-Lakendra Robinson

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Maaaaaaaaad dutches, yo

by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Sep.06, 2009, under HollaDaddy

Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
*I’m Th@ BoSs, BiTcH…MuAh!*

Photo:

Message she sent me:
Heyyy sexyyy whats uppppnice

My response:
Sup queue tea. What’s poppin? ur fine as helll

Her:
:) thank you, you sexy too tee hee… not much here just chillen

Me:
nicenice gurl.. so wut a bootiful thing like u lyke 2 do for funn?

Her:
I like to hang out, smoke… i drink sometimes, theres not a whole lot to do at this shit whole but i deal ya kno…

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Bling Hustlaz

by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Sep.06, 2009, under HollaDaddy

Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
Bling Hustlaz

Photo:

This fine up and coming urban musical group added me as a friend to their Myspace account

My message to them:
I’ll hit you up with a tire iron if yo all step ass into compton

punkass goof bees.

Their response:
you’re so tough

learn to spell

Me:
We should have an over-myspace spelling bee. OK. Spell glockenspiel.

Them:
OK. S-U-C-K-M-Y-D-I-C-K-B-I-T-C-H

Do I win?

Me:
You dumb face. There’s no H in glockenspiel.

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2 tickets to Whoretown, please

by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Sep.06, 2009, under HollaDaddy

Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
$ Mz.Independent$

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My message to her:
sup truckbanans?

Her response:
sup papi lol nuthin jus travlin on the road still

Me:
oh yea? where u travelin 2? whoretown?

Her:
yes lol… no jus georgia n why did you ask whoretown lol

Me:
ahh no reason. I have some ex girlfriends that live there.

So wuts tha big attraction in georgia, mamicakes?

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Gud

by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Sep.06, 2009, under HollaDaddy

Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
A True Bad Bitch

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My message to her:
Well hello there. How are you this evening, fine bitch?

Her response:
watz gud

Me:
I haven’t a clue. A cross between gum and mud? You’re a sick fucking bastard.

Her:
IM NOT KNW BASTARD HOMIE

Me:
I want to smother you with gud and make passionate love to you.

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