Archive for September, 2009
Photo fun time
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Sep.06, 2009, under GhettoPhresh
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“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
Feature Photography
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Message he sent me:
hey im in LOS ANGELES with shoots starting as low as $100 AND YOU GET THE PIX BACK THE SAME DAY contact me if you are interested…
xxx-xxx-xxxx … YOU SHOULD ALSO LEAVE YOUR CONTACT
My response:
Do you do nudes as well?
Him:
i do it all when are you thinking about
Me:
Sometime in July would be nice. I’m looking for some nude/xxx stuff for my portfolio actually.
Him:
well whats your contact
Me:
Do you also know anybody that would be available to do the shoot with me? Just simple blowjob / facial stuff. MAYBE some vaginal penetration. I haven’t decided yet. Do you know anyone? Would you be interested? I’m really looking to get my portfolio going.
-Lakendra Robinson
Maaaaaaaaad dutches, yo
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Sep.06, 2009, under HollaDaddy
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“HollaDaddy”
Victim’s name:
*I’m Th@ BoSs, BiTcH…MuAh!*
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Message she sent me:
Heyyy sexyyy whats uppppnice
My response:
Sup queue tea. What’s poppin? ur fine as helll
Her:
:) thank you, you sexy too tee hee… not much here just chillen
Me:
nicenice gurl.. so wut a bootiful thing like u lyke 2 do for funn?
Her:
I like to hang out, smoke… i drink sometimes, theres not a whole lot to do at this shit whole but i deal ya kno…
Bling Hustlaz
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Sep.06, 2009, under HollaDaddy
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“HollaDaddy”
Victim’s name:
Bling Hustlaz
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This fine up and coming urban musical group added me as a friend to their Myspace account
My message to them:
I’ll hit you up with a tire iron if yo all step ass into compton
punkass goof bees.
Their response:
you’re so tough
learn to spell
Me:
We should have an over-myspace spelling bee. OK. Spell glockenspiel.
Them:
OK. S-U-C-K-M-Y-D-I-C-K-B-I-T-C-H
Do I win?
Me:
You dumb face. There’s no H in glockenspiel.
2 tickets to Whoretown, please
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Sep.06, 2009, under HollaDaddy
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“HollaDaddy”
Victim’s name:
$ Mz.Independent$
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My message to her:
sup truckbanans?
Her response:
sup papi lol nuthin jus travlin on the road still
Me:
oh yea? where u travelin 2? whoretown?
Her:
yes lol… no jus georgia n why did you ask whoretown lol
Me:
ahh no reason. I have some ex girlfriends that live there.
So wuts tha big attraction in georgia, mamicakes?
Gud
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Sep.06, 2009, under HollaDaddy
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“HollaDaddy”
Victim’s name:
A True Bad Bitch
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My message to her:
Well hello there. How are you this evening, fine bitch?
Her response:
watz gud
Me:
I haven’t a clue. A cross between gum and mud? You’re a sick fucking bastard.
Her:
IM NOT KNW BASTARD HOMIE
Me:
I want to smother you with gud and make passionate love to you.