Archive for May, 2009
I’m pretty sure this guy is legitimately retarded
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on May.12, 2009, under GhettoPhresh
Identity used for this conversation:
“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
victor
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Message he sent me:
hi miss, whats up cute lady, let me introduce myself to you, my name is victor, im 25, let me just say you are cute and very Attracvie as a lady and im Interested in you and would like to talk to you, please send me a message, bye for now.
My response:
hi there creepo, what do you like to do for fun?
Him:
hi, whats up, thats cool you want to talk to me and what i like to do for fun is, i like to go fun places like disney land, sea world, la auto car show, go to a laker game, shop. draw art, listen to music, watch tv shows like bad girls club, i like history, its a lot more i like to do for fun, so what fun places do you like going to, im asking you so if we were on a date i wont be guessing, because i would want you to have fun too, please send me a message, bye for now.
Me:
mmmmmmmmmmmm Disneyland makes me sooooooo wet
Him:
hi, whats up, so you said disneyland makes you so wet, that you love it, one day i will have my dad get tickets so me and you can go, but i just want to tell you this and it been on my mind last night, that i dream of one day me and what ever lady im with, which i hope it be you, that we go to paris and set on the paris tower and i hold that lady tight so she wont fall and we look at the bright water and see the whole city of paris and then go to out of space and see all the stars and planets, and then walk on the moon, if thats with you, would you like that, its a real dream, please send me a message, bye for now.
Me:
Oh baby that’s so sweeet. I would love to be that gurl for u.
Lakendra.
Parsnoxinol
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on May.03, 2009, under GhettoPhresh
Identity used for this conversation:
“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
How can u be soft in a world made of stone?
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My message to him:
nicca, i wanna get wit chu.
His response:
fo sho, give me 5 good reasons y along with ur name and number…
Me:
Mah name’s Lakenda. And here’s the 5: pussy, ass, tits, mouth, fists.
So wut u lyke 2 do for fun, cockbreath?
Him:
naw, turn bitches like u out and make my money, so drop ur digits and we’ld push that line…
Me:
You make my cock so hard.
Him:
lol lmao lol, so ur one of those dudes that be fiening of being something close to a woman? lol
Streetz
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on May.03, 2009, under GhettoPhresh
Identity used for this conversation:
“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
Streetz
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My message to him:
I want you inside of me.
His response:
thats what im talkin about lol and ik wont 2 be in side of you lol so whats popin win we goin 2 make this happin
Me:
What are you doing tonight?
Him:
shit ik dont no yep but whats your nuber 4 ik can call you so we can make this happin
Me:
God, I’m so wet.
Him:
is that right