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Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
Rum

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Message he sent me:
whats poppin get at a homie asap

My response:
I tooks yo advizzles and gots wit a homie and mah pussay puddin wuz deffintly poppin. Shizsham catfungles.

Him:
thats what time it is baby gurl u know a nigga was wanting to show love to the female homie and shit much love and respect to ya and shit,but whats good i got alot of shit to mack wit u about thats if u dont mind baby gurl get at a homie when ever

Me:
i wants u 2 shit much love all ova me. SON, u straight up TRACKIN’. I thinks we needs 2 get togetha.

Him:
lol,our time will Bum ruby. we gon mack one day.where do u stay at baby gurl? i really wanna get in bontact wit each other u feel so we ban 414 bout some shit ill shoot my number

Him:
u might need to prep yo self bause im no joke in bed,now!but my number is xxx-xxx-xxxx

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Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
MICHAEL

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Does this guy look familiar? He should.

Message he sent me:
What’s good with you, Can I take a minutes away from your time to get to know you? What is your name? My name is Michael. Do you think I can talk to you on a personal level to get to know you more? I am twenty one years old and is form Compton. I am looking for someone I can be in a long term relationship with so if you are interested get back at me…. and i like ur simle and ur eyes do you go with some 1 if not are you look in and i am sweet and nice i like to write songs raps and pomes and i keep it real all the time and i dont cheat i just want to be with some 1 i can be happy with so if u look n for the same get back i would like 2 get 2 know u i dont know u but its some thing about u i am feel n i dont b on her like that but i would like 2 talk 2 u and get 2 know u and c what u about if it is ok can u call me if u want 2 get 2 know me xxx-xxx-xxxx i dont give out my # but it something abut u and it Because you’re BeautifulThis poem’s addressed To you Because you’re beautiful No matter whatYou do Because you’re beautiful The sun rises Every day Because you’re beautiful The mist shrouds a Dreamy day Because you’re beautiful blossom blooms and holds Its scent Because you’re beautifulSongs sung in your heart Are meant Because you’re beautiful Reflections shine And glint Because you’re beautiful Poems are writtenHeaven sent Because you are beautifulThis is all that this Poem’s said Just in case you may have Any doubt This poem’s heaven sent To tell you You are beautiful How can one smile such sweet smiles, When one is so saddened by sorrows for miles, How can I smile the same smiles, When life brings me nothing but tears, I wondered for so long, What reason you had to smile that long, To keep smiling though troubles come, And still remain sweet and silently overcome, It’s such a mystery to me, Your smiles from heaven with glee, I adore and yet envy thee, But I’d rather you smile those at me, I feel happy when I see you smile, Even if I’m sad and lonely, Your smiles bring me somewhere, I don’t even know where,But it was you, You gave me the reason to smile, To smile with no reason, To smile for a smile, I guess life is just like that, We need not a reason to smile, For a smile is the reason itself, To rejoice and open-heartedly give thanks, I learned to smile because of you, Because your smiles bring me joy when blue, It proves how well and powerful, A simple sweet smile can become so beautiful, Smile for the sake of a smile, Smile for the sake of happiness, Smile for the sake of life,Smile because of hope left in life, Smile my friends, Smile for me my Love, Smile those same sweet smiles, Smile so the world can be a peaceful dove

My response:
You already tried this routine on me once. Figure out where the period key is and I’ll suck you dry, spazz.

Him:
ok ub can call me if u like my name is michal my # is xxx-xxx-xxxx

Me:
I think we need to have sex immediately.

Him:
o so call me if u want 2 talk xxx-xxx-xxxx

Me:
Grab yo lump, and stick in mah rump, chump.

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Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
BaBy IcE AkA LiL B.I !!!!!

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Message he sent me:
hey there my name is b and i was hoping e could be friends and get to know eachother

My response:
Give me your best line, snoogums.

Him:
man thats new but yea i think you a fly lil shorty who i would really love to get to know and hopefully maybe even take you out and show you how a country boy treat a women as beautiful as yourself

Me:
mmmmmmm u sound nice. wut u lyke 2 do for fuN?

-Lakendra

Him:
anyrhing just as long as im not bored……but i can say one thing and that is that im a guy who likes to please a beautiful woman like you

Me:
o ur so sweet. :)

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Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
MATT.PURE BREED SKATER. tanzis + TISHb dunks=MATTT

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My message to him:
I want you inside of me.

His response:
o really. why say tht

Me:
Because you have a dick.

Him:
BUT EVERY GUY HAS A DICK SO DO U TELL EVERY GUY ON MYSPACE THT U WANNA FUCK EM??

Me:
Absolutely. You in or out?

Him:
so wait yu jus fuck alotta guys??

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Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
$BUST IT BABY$

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Message she sent me:
hey was up wit u

My response:
mah cock afta lookin at sum of yo pics. wuts up wit chu, sexxi?

Her:
naw you the sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxi one daddy thats why i hit you up first, lolz shit posted at the house bored

Me:
kewl. u should let me cum over and give you dick.

Her:
damn……………………..i wanna say yea but i dnt know how to take that lol 4real

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Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
Sabreena

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My message to her:
GURL, U STRAIGHT UP, NO CLOWININ BAAAALIN!

ZAZZZZ!

Her response:
lol i hope that’s a compliment. but damn, you’re sexy as hell yourself. damn so what do i need to do to get at your sexy ass???

Me:
jus gotta b you, babi. so wut upwitchu?

Her:
okay i think i can do that lol. and i hope you’re yourself too. but everything is good with me. tell me about you because that’s all i want to talk about right now…YOU ;)

Me:
Well, im jamal. i jus got outta jail for stabbing a naked toddler. but thas the old me. im a caring person lookin for a sweet, smart lady. i like goin 2 da movies, clubs, an hangin wit friends mostly. wut r u into?

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Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
SHAYLA BOO{IgUcCi

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My message to her:
mMMMMMMMMMM!

Her response:
ummmmmm hi??????

Me:
HIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

Her:
lolz how u???????

Me:
Good. I want to fuck you so hard.

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