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Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
SCHØØL YARD CRIIP.In.P3AC3 NfanT SMØK3

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Message he sent me:
????***W3ST GØØDY***????

My response:
Are you trying to hit on me or are you trying to share some bad ascii art?

Him:
nah I’m juss bored Mii name stephen by TH33 way SØ how WAZZ ur thnxgiving

Me:
I want to suck you dry.

Him:
D?YUM Yuu got AIM sexxii

Me:
First I want to know why you have a keyboard from Prague.

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Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
The Best Running Back Alive

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Message he sent me:
hay beautiful how was ur day today but anyways do u have a AIM so i can AIM u sometime

My response:
nah I don’t got AIM, playa. but wuts good wit chu? u eva go down on a priest?

Him:
Oh really but do u have a yahoo messenger

Me:
I am HORNY AS FUUCK!!!!!!!

Him:
OH REALLY

Me:
YARLY. So wut u gonna do? Wut would u do 2 me if I jus threw u in mah bedroom and started tearin ur clothes off? ;)

Him:
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO

Me:
Swing and a miss. Maybe next time, faggot

Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
MICHAEL

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Message he sent me:
What’s good with you, Can I take a minutes away from your time to get to know you? What is your name? My name is Michael. Do you think I can talk to you on a personal level to get to know you more? I am twenty years old and is form Compton I am looking for someone I can be in a long term relationship with so if you are interested get back at me….and i like ur simle and ur lips and ur eyes and yous myspace page do you go with some 1 if not are you look in and do you have aim and i am sweet and nice i like to write songs raps and pomes and i keep it real all the time and i dont cheat i just want to be with some 1 i can be happy with so if u look n for the same get back

My response:
I think we need to have sex immediately.

Him:
what

Me:
Grab yo lump, and stick in mah rump, chump.

Him:
k i would love 2 talk 2 u and get 2 know u if u want u can call me at xxx-xxx-xxxx any time u want that my cell my name is michael

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Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
L a d y 2 t r u

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Message she sent me:
hey wassup

My response:
nuttin much, qt. u lookin’ fiiiine.

Her:
thank yu..yu cute yo damn self. so wats ur name?im briana but yu can cal me b

Me:
mah name’s Jamal. u look sexxi. u ever been on a gameshow?

Her:
thnx n no never been on a gme show y u ask?

Me:
mmmm u sexxi. I thought I saw you on Supermarket Sweep a long time ago. Are you sure you’ve never been on that show? mmmm u sexxi.

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Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
*SWEETY*

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Message she sent me:
wats up u think u gansta boo

My response:
just smartcrane ova on waaklo. so wut u lyke 2 do for fun, gurl?

Her:
Chill n get 2 know wat u all about u

Me:
hawt. im into stealin cars and eating chicken. wut u into gurl?

Her:
O really so wat u. Do wit then after u steel it I’m in to gettin my phd and partin and lookin sexy while doin it. . U got kids

Me:
i sell them an give da money 2 my sexxi kids. wut u gettin ur phd in? skankology?

Her:
Lol look if u ain’t like wat u see then u could of said that or just don’t answe. we over the computer. I just wanted to get to know u like a internet buddy. When u said u steel cars I know u don’t cuz if u do that’s lame and eventually ull get caught I gave u more cridet for ya inteligents level imma stoop down to ya level the boy who lookin for a wify on my space talkin about I’m the nigga that u could take home lmao , stupid do u know wat nigga mean ignorant as I can c u r for callin ya self that u the second nigga try to violate u look ight but u to skinny that’s 1 and then u sound like u bearly made it out of high school that’s 2 imma correct u nigga phd in surgury imma stunt on ya ass now I’m 20 no kids 2 job which I’m a nurse lpn if u know the med term for that ,if u don’t ask some one and I work at a&e. And I look good and nigga u know it to cuz anit no body ever called me ugly so hold that fuck u slow ass down south niggas its sad son

Me:
I have no idea what you just said, but the best of luck to you in your “surgury” classes. Seriously though, tell the 6 welfare babies you’ll have in the next decade I said hi. I promise I’ll try to swerve if I see them in the road.

Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
Steve

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Message he sent me:
young nigga bomb

My response:
damn state. wut up witchu?

Him:
You the sexiest nigga i have seen on here, I bet all the hoes loving yo azz,

Me:
I enjoy bacon.

Him:
Well all bullshit aside, I come to Los Angeles maybe once or twice a month, and lookin fo a Cool azz nigga to chill wit on the DL kick, talkin about some of that Thugg luvin, I dont fuc wit punks I like the nigga’s who love the women, nigga’s i was chillin wit went to prison for bank robbery about 1 yr ago so I am solo bolo, keepin it on the real tip just lookin for young nigga that loves to get his dick sucked balls licked and hopefully enjoys gettin his ass licked, well I put it out there so holla back .

Me:
Add bacon into the mix and I’m down. No fuckin’ joke, yo.

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Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
~mz.tay~

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Message she sent me:
wus good

My response:
Is all good in da hood, ya feel me? How it do, sexxi?

Her:
i can digg it. im good wut chu doin

Me:
jus got home from werk, now Im checkin out mah spaces and chillin’. so wut u do for fun gurl? wut u into?

Her:
i go to da movies chill i like 2 do new things met new ppl

Me:
Hawt. I likes doin tha same.
HEY dese yo ducks?

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Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
Tax Man

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Message he sent me:
whats up

My response:
sup sugar?

Him:
how you doin

Me:
Doin pretty damn good ifs I’s don’t says so madamnself. Wut u been up to? Wut u lyke 2do for fun?

Him:
I’m into lot’s of stuff what about you what you like

Me:
I’m into dickplay. Straight up. You?

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Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
IN MY OWN WORLD…RAINBOWS UP. Im The S*** Apparently

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Message she sent me:
i c u lookin sexy den a mug can i talk to u

My response:
sandwiches.

Her:
lol wat dat mean

Me:
what do you mean? they’s delicious! I want one right now.

Her:
lol i can hook 1 up 4 u

Me:
ohh u tawkin now, gurl. tell me wut u’d put on dat samwich.

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Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
IT TAKES FEMALES YEARS TO DO WHAT I DO IN A DAY MAMI

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Another photo she had:

This creature would only converse via Myspace comments. Translation: Sistah don’ play nunna that therez inbox shyte.

Comment she sent me:
THANKS FOR THE ADD LOVE…
WEST GOOD WEST YA NAME PAPI ….
DEY CALL YA GURL MAMI

My comment back:
SUP MAMI. U SEXXI AS SHYT. AND U TAWT LIKE MY GRANDMOTHER FUKS LOLZ

Her:
THANK YU PAPI U SEX C TOO SO WHERE YU STAY AT I STAY ON 50TH PLACE BY THE PALADIUM

Me:
GURL U’S FIIINE. I STAY OVA ON MURGGLE STREET BY JENSON’S. SO WUT U INTO? WE SHULD GET 2GETHA SUM TIME AND KICK IT.

Her:
fasho lyk i stay by the paladium on 50TH PLACE BT WE CAN KICC IT DIS FRI/SAT? ITS UP TOO YU JUST DROP YA NUM OR ILL GIVE YU MINE BABY

Me:
word. we shuld head down 2 smooodle strett ova by the purplenurple and get us sum tenderbuggs. u eva had dat shyt? a sexxi thing lyke u should antoo.

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