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Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
TAMZEA

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Another photo she had:

Message she sent me:
HI SWEETIE HOW ARE YOU AND THANKS FOR ACCEPTING MY ADD AND U ARE CUTE

My response:
imma smuzzle up inside yo fraggle rock

Her:
I AM SMILING

Me:
U got n e sexxi pics u coulid send me gurl? I’d loves 2 see you gettin freakay in front of da camera fo me :)
HOLLAday Inn

Her:
I JJUST TOOK SOME NEW ONES THEY ARE ON MY PIC S

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Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
THE [OFFICIAL MYSPACE] OF KAY GIGGLEZ

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Message she sent me:
u r fine as hellllll!!!!!!

My response:
thanks qt, u fine as hell yo own damn self.

Her:
how u doin??

Me:
im doin fine gurl. u up for snorkling?

Her:
wtf are u talkin bout

Me:
don’t tell me u never done gone an done dat shyt. shyt is tiiiight yo. we should go sum time.
holla

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Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
REMEMBER WHEN U LET ME GO

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Another photo she had:

Photo’s caption:
my baby cousin

My message to her:
Damn gurl, i wanna trick soda hot cars n cabbage.

Her response:
oh u wont my friend

Me:
y u say dat gurl, u’s fiiiine. imma jus try an add u 2 mah spaces
so wut b up wit chu, gurl?
holla-day inn

Her:
nothing just chillin and ur self .where do u stay

Me:
i’s ova in compton, how bout u gurl?

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Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
PJ

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Message he sent me:
wats up wit u, I’m PJ I just looked through ya page and thought u would be a coo ass person to talk 2, so just hit me up and let me know what’s good wit u,also I just have to let u know I think u are absolutely gorgeous, and u have a lot of sex appeal. I’m currently workin’ on my solo mixtape now, and my song West Coa$t All Day will be playin on K-Day wit Smoolo G in a month or so(it’s a certified banger) so just hit me up sweetie b-cuz I would love tha opportunity to get 2 know u better

My response:
nicca, i wanna get wit chu
holla

Him:
that’s too bad because i think that ur very ugly, and i have a wonderful sexy , beautiful, girlfriend

Me:
Oh I’m sorry. I saw that you wrote to me “I think u are absolutely gorgeous, and u have a lot of sex appeal.” I guess that just means “I am a stupid piece of shit and dress like a rodeo clown”.
Take care.

Him:
that last message was sent by my girl mami don’t trip I think ur beautiful, lol she was just hatin, but we can kicc it whenever u want to, do u smoke? I got that kush all day, so holla at ya boi

Me:
Prove that it wasn’t your girlfriend in the last message by sending me a video of you crushing her face in with a brick.

Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
Cappo Cities Finest

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Message he sent me:
yea lil sexy whats good, I see you “Dipset All Day”, get up wit me

My response:
wuts fresh b? u sexii as shyt. i wanna wet wit chu
holla

Her:
yea sexy u say you wanna wet wit me, what that do

Me:
It means I would like to fellate you at the movies.

Her:
Thats it!!! we can most definetely get on dat u-dig

Me:
I am glad we are in agreement then. I will continue speaking in ghetto slang from here out.
FO’REALREALZ!
HOLLA

Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
Dont sleep on it, Be on it

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Message he sent me:
YO WHATS GOOD WITH YOU OVER THERE ON THE WEST!!
MAD LOV!!!

My response:
NUTTIN MUCH GUMP. WHAT U INTO?
HOLLA

Him:
the word gump is something ive never been, im into my music and harlem to va thing
and ova here that word is like starting something

Me:
Whateva, u trickazz bustah.

Him:
you sexy with a mouth on you, thats what up. well you listen here im 101. top of my shit. i like how you taLK but you dont have rank you 6th street brother and im lbn,96g, mdv u dig. i fucks with you just wish you can put that shit away for a second to be on some real shit.

Me:
“6th street brother and im lbn,96g, mdv u dig”
What’s that? Some dungeons and dragons shit? You’re a fucking geek.

Him:
ok im sorry miss lady, its just that your throwing up a gang sign in your pic and its a sixth street brother sign thats all thats what i was talking about. but im sorry. and no im no geek geeks dont ride fly like i do and they dont get dime as women. your still cute

Me:
sall good. I’ll still buy crack off you.
holla

Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
B0MB MATERiAL

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Message she sent me:
WATS GD WIT U ME NUTHAN MUCH JUS TRYNA MEET A NEW FWEND RITE BOUT NOW KUZ IM HELLA BORED

My response:
NUTHIN MUCH GURL, U WANTS TA GET FREAKAY?

Her:
SURE JP IM TRYNA FIND SUMTHAN 2DO 2MORROW KUZ I AINT TRYNA B N DA HOUSE U FEEL

Me:
wurd. where u wanna meet up?

Her:
where u stay

Me:
I’s ova at tha compton’s men shelter. where u at?

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Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
-mAJ f. bABY[i l0VE THE SN0W.]

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My message to her:
wassup gurlfriend, u wantz ta get freakay wit me?

Her response:
Hell no!!!

Me:
why not?

Her:
Cuz I’m a good girl and I don’t do that.

Me:
u inta animal porn at all gurl?

Her:
Hell naw!!! WTF??

Me:
u’s neva thout about gettin wit a horse or nuttin? dats fucked up!

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Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
BO$$ BE THA ONE

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Message she sent me:
woo hoo, my FREE $500 Target Gift Card came in the mail yesterday. time to go shopping!! It’s another one of those sites that hook you up for taking a 40 second survey and entering your email address. I can’t believe how easy it is to get free stuff nowadays. Well, I take that back … you just gotta know where to look :D Anyways heres the site since I’m sooooo nice haha. Just click HERE! Easy as cake to complete lol. Lemme know if you got any questions :D retrogradist

My response:
ya account has been compromised and you’s sendin spam, ya fuckin trickazz bustah!

Her:
okay but actin like its my fault!! nigga U aint gotta be rude about it

Me:
it iz ya fault, ya trickazz cunt!
holla

Her:
wateva u immature!!

Me:
ya, have fun sendin out gift card spam, ya stupid bitch.
hollacaust

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Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
LADy B@BBS L0V3S H3R BABii B0!

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Message she sent me:
HEY..WATS GOODiE?? DAMN U R HELLA SEXii

My response:
w0rd gurl.. i wanna get wit chu

Her:
U DO??

Me:
HELLZ YA, GURL. SENDS ME A PICTA OF UR DANGERZONE
holla

Her:
WHERE U STAY AT??

Me:
I’s ova at da halfway house on mitchel street in compton
wear u at?

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