HollaDaddy.com

Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
ITS ME BITCHES

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Message he sent me:
thx 4 da add

My response:
SALL GOOD WHITEBOI

Him:
so wat u doin 2day

Me:
I GOTTA RUN DOWN 2 DA VD CLINIC LATA AN GET SUM SHYT CHECKED OUT NAWMEEN?

Him:
yea so wats ur name

Me:
Lakendra. How bout u?

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Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
B-ROC

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Message he sent me:
wat it do lil momma

My response:
chundermonkeys, dawg

Him:
say wat wats dat

Me:
snibsnib snazzle ya hear?

Him:
wat talk english

Me:
I don’t believe the word “wat” shows up in the English dictionary.

Him:
my bad so whats good

Me:
girlscout tuba slammas over a rainbow of salt vacuums ya hurr?

Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
SPRING BREAK BOUT TO BE THE BIZZ (1 MO DAY MESHA)

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Message she sent me:
who is this

My response:
Lakendra gurl, u talk to leeroy lately?

Her:
u got the wrong person i dont know a leeroy

Me:
gurl, u stragith up trippin. LEEROY… ya know? small boo?

Her:
no u trippin i live in pomona i dont know him u got the wrong person

Me:
So how’s Leeroy doin. Tell him Im still doin fine an shyt

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Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
A Nigg@ Like Me Stay On Top Of My G@me !

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As soon as I added this guy to my friends list under this account he messaged me…

Message he sent me:
thanx 4 tha add sexy. i see ur a capricorn, well i am too. i think we will get along just fine.

My response:
I’m a cop.

Him:
y is it that every1 i tlk to is a cop?

Me:
Well, you don’t seem that bad to me so I’ll level with you…

Whatever you did, you must have pissed off my boss’s boss downtown because he’s got the attention of the whole division pointed towards you. What the hell did you do to piss off Commissioner Frederickson?

-Det. Doyle.

Him:
i really dont kno. i talked to one other cop now im in this mess. i didnt say anything wrong.

Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
A Nigg@ Like Me Stay On Top Of My G@me !

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Message he sent me:
u like my new pic?

My response:
ya dawg, i jus fuckin busted 1 out.

gotz me so hard thurr

hoffa

Him:
thnax.

Me:
so wut r u wearin?

Him:
right now im in my under wear and u?

Me:
i b wearin only panties right now hurr

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Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
DON’T HUNT WHAT U CAN’T KILL

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Photo I commented on:

Photo comment I left:
hellz yea nicca, i’d buss up in dem guts fo’realrealz

The message he sent me:
WUT IT DO YO? THANKS 4 THE COMMENT.

My response:
no worry nicca, dat bitch be fly

Him:
YEAH, THAT’S MY NIECE, SHE IS 5 YRS OLD. CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBA?

Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
Ya Gurl!!

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Message she sent me:
so wuz with ya cuttie

My response:
mashed potato sunburn colostomy

Her:
so do u think that we can get to know each other

Me:
mos def scuba shoe roast beef cholera lessons

Her:
what are u talking about roast beef what the fuck

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Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
Cynthia

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Message she sent me:
hey whats up

My response:
Your cholesterol.

Her:
so what you doing

Me:
nuttin much gurl. jus gettin mah stroke on 2 sum of yo picturez

Her:
ooo
so whats your name??

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Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
*It’s bout Me*

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Photo’s caption:
such a cutie!!!!!!

Photo comment I left:
flibblesteaks dawg

Message she sent me:
when u left dat comment,what did it mean

My response:
smuggadug

Her:
and what does dat mean?

Me:
Rasnozzle gus gus gus!

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Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
BLACC/KOREAN IS DA NEW SEXY CUZ(RGz)

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Message she sent me:
hey cutie checc it out
i commented all yo pics so go comment mine fa me

My response:
sendz me pics uf ya dangazone first dawg

hollacaust

Her:
HUH ? boi wat is yo prob i jus asked fa u 2 comment my pics fa me an wat language r u speak n cuz dat dont look like english

Me:
You should talk about who can speak proper English, you stupid fucking ignorant cunt bitch. You didn’t spell a single word right in your last message.

Have a great day.

Her:
awww that is messed up see i only talk like that to impress other black people i dont even spell like that and you dont have to call me out of my name like that did i call you a bitch ? no i didnt its all a matter of respect but ok i guess thats how you were raised lol but hey i was raised a little more different from you i atleast know how to treat someone respectful but i can see you dont

This blew my fucking mind. She only talks like that to impress other black people? What the fuck?

Me:
Why would you talk different to impress black people?

Please explain this logic.

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