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B@¥ B@¥

by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Mar.26, 2007, under HollaDaddy

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“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
:B@¥-B@¥: Ðñ† JðKê Mï Mð†hÄ £µKñ §h¥†

Age:
21

Photos:



My message to her:
was gOiN on’z gurl, u wanna gEt wt a tru ta life thugazz gangsta? i bring u on a ride dat da clowncars aint neva gunna trick dis ostrich

holla-saurus rex

Her reply:
boi u straight WhiLlN!
ahey boo do me a favor comment mi new picz n i will return da luv thanXx
B@Y-B@Y

holla-saurus rex—WaT Da HeLl DAt Iz?

Me:
ay yay gurl, why not be truggin da spotz off ya’llz ass? u wanna go wit 2 shopp da crizzle wit me? yo?

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I gots a man

by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Mar.26, 2007, under HollaDaddy

Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
.::& SHE WANTS TO BE HAPPY.

Photo:

My Message to her:
was gOiN on’z gurl, u wanna gEt wt a tru ta life thugazz gangsta? i bring u on a ride dat da clowncars aint neva gunna trick dis ostrich

holla-saurus rex

Her response:
NA I DNT WANT A GANGSTA…JUST A GUY WHO KNOWS HOW TO TREAT A GURL..AND UR CALI RITE

Me:
gurl, i kno’z how to treat mah peoples right ya heard? an where u at? arizonna? gurl, mah dick be reachin all da way ova to yo state n sheett

Her:
WELL I HAVE A BOYFRIEND….AND IM NOT THE CHEATIN TYPE..HA HA SO U THOUGHT U WERE GONNA GET SOME

Me:
mos def, gurl. nobodies can resist da charm uf holladaddy

Her:
LOL REALLY WELL I CAN

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Lakewood

by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Mar.26, 2007, under HollaDaddy

Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
*LAFFY TAFFY* TAKE A PICTURE, IT WILL LAST LONGER!

Photo:

Photo I commented on:

The comment I left:
sheeet son, Id buss up in dem guts, fo’reelreelz

The message she sent me:
WHATS GOOD WIT IT

My response:
nuttin much gurl, jus gettin mah stroke on to sum stuff in yoz myspaces picturs

Her:
O FA SHO… WHAT MADE U COMMENT MAH PIX OUT OF THE BLUE

Me:
nawreason. jus browsin an stumbld accros yo spaces. den i saw dat pictur of dat cutie an den just had 2 play sum pocketgolf

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Clearly the best cybersex ever

by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Mar.24, 2007, under HollaDaddy

Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
~*~*~To DaMn FulL oF rEsEnTmEnT~*~*~

Photo:

Her message to me:
hey sexc wats up withu

My response:
nuttin much gurl.. just gettin’ mah stroke on 2 sum of youz pictares imaginin dat u iz 6 years yunger, u here?

Her:
oh reallly im horny too

Me:
datz right gurl.. talk 2 daddy like youz in 5th grade. I be da teacha.
u wanna learn bout christufa columbes, biatch? why dont uu jump on deez nuts rightere

Her:
make me wet first mister columbes

Me:
gurl… i comes up 2 yo desk afta class. i sit at da edge an watch u fo a minut doin ya werk so hard. i can see yo flat preteen cheast thru da top of ya shirt.

I gently push away yo books and direct yo chin up towads me with my finga.

u look buuteful. u noticee me start 2 get haard as i look at yo braces

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DICKHOLEZ IN THEY EYES

by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Mar.24, 2007, under HollaDaddy

Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
CaliThugGansta: 2NeVa LeAvE U My AnGeL4

Photo (NOTE: THIS IS A WOMAN):

Photo caption:
G I AM FRESH 2 DEATH LOL

Bulletin SHE posted to her friends list:
IF N E MEN HAD EVA DISRESPECT A LADY & IT COULD B UR MOM ESPECIALLY, ETC. ALL FEMALES P.T.G WILL KICK UR AZZ SO A MSG 2 ERR 1 LADIES: DUN BAK DOWN 4 NO BULLSHIT & MEN: KEEP UR MOM, AUNTY & GRAND MA SAFE U DIGG, “G UP” WHEN U HAVE 2

My response:
P1ckz up a fuckin book, yo gump ass bitch. u best not step to mah hood in compton. we fuckin string up ya cunt niggah azz.

fo’reelreelz

Her response:
YO DUMB FUK WDF R U TALKIN BOUT?

Me:
u herd me… BIATCH

Her:
I STICK MY GAP N UR MOUTH PUSSY SO Y R U BRING DRAMA FUCKIN PUSSY

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dedbaby milkshakez

by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Mar.24, 2007, under HollaDaddy

Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
1M0R3 D@Y FOR MY CD@Y?Y3SS[[L@DY_P-NIC3

Photo:

My message to her:
YO BITCH IMMA CHUNDER U LIKE PHUCKIN SCARECROW TEETH

HOLLA!!!!!!

Her response:
BITCH?? OH HELL NAW WHO THE FUCC IS U NIGGA DON’T COME N MY BOX DISRESPECTIN ME LIKE THAT..N I D0NT KN0W U NIGGA HELL NAW

Me:
THAS RIGHT.. BIATCH. imma fuckin pull that ugly azz wig off yo head and skull fuck u and yo family

dedbaby milkshakez n shit nawmeen? u be fuckin upsydown n insideout on da front of mah escalade, fuckin 2dolla dumpstah ho

holla mazel tov

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help a brutha out

by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Mar.23, 2007, under HollaDaddy

Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
James Aka “The Kid” ((( F.resh B.oyz I.nc

Photo:

Message I sent:
Yo.. sup dawg. u dont no me, but u lookz like an aight nicca 2 me. u think u cood help a bruTha out an hide a kniffe for me?

A second message:
aiight fine.. read but dontz respond. u beetah watch yo fuckin bak cuz u or youz family culd be next… downass tipgaggah

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gremlins

by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Mar.23, 2007, under HollaDaddy

Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
SEX IS LIKE A SPORT, EITHER U THE BEST OR U NOT.

Main photo:

Photo I commented on:

Photo’s caption:
My lil momma kida. Isn’t she cute

Photo comment I left:
Hellz yeah, imma gets up indat shit rightaire fo’reel reelz

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hollapatrol

by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Mar.23, 2007, under HollaDaddy

Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
A Nigg@ Like Me Stay On Top Of My G@me !

Photo:

Random message he sent me:
what do that shit mean ?

My response:
tha fuck u tawkinbout u fucken trickazz busta chumdaddy

HOLLAPATROL

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captain crunch bustah

by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Mar.23, 2007, under HollaDaddy

Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
ri my b3s fri3nd t33

Photo:

Photo’s caption:
THIS HOW I ROLL …CUHZ…

Photo comment I left:
Imma cut off ya mustash ya gumpass trick ho

Upon reading my message, she promptly deleted me from her friends list and removed my photo comment. I then tried to add her back to my friends list.

Message she then sent to me:
ur gonna talk shit n then request me as a friend lol

My response:
Thas jus howz I rollz u trickass captaincrunch bustah!

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