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Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
TONGUE PASSION

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This guy kept posting pictures of himself wearing different outfits standing on a porch as various “comments” for GhettoPhresh’s pictures. That’s how to woo the ladies I guess; spam their photos with your own pictures showing off how many pairs of sunglasses and flannel shirts you have.

My message to him:
sup sexxi

His response:
WATS UP SWEETS…….

Me:
My dad’s dick.

Him:
OH YEAH THATS ALL OR IS THERE MORE

Me:
there’s lots more for u babi

Him:
OH YEAH………WELL YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION SWEETS…………

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Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
King Beats

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My message to him:
sup chuchaman. wuts snappin?

His response:
nuthyn much mama juz n da studio puttin n work…watz good wit yu???
**King**

Me:
n da studio? are you a painter?
Lakendra

Him:
hell tu da fuck naw lol..yu aint check out my page n see wat it iz i do???…Imma music producer,and finna b a new music icon this year..I do music mama

Me:
You should take up painting. I just listened to all your music and it sucks.

Him:
yu out yo rabbit azz mind..Your da *1zt* n da history of life who *EVER SAID DAT*..N it muzt not suck all dat bad when the studio im n is a multi dollar recording studio..It muzt not suck all dat bad if im working on projects for the same artist you lliike…Juz watch wat happenz here inna few n you’ll see exactly wat im talkin bout..N if yu still say it suckz your a hata..But eitha way i love it eitha way it goes
**King**

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Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
J EaZy

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Message he sent me:
HEY CUTIE!!! JUSS CAME BY 2 SHO SUM LUV GET AT ME WHEN YOU GET THA CHANCE….

My response:
sup playa. how u do? tha name’s lakendra

Him:
nice 2 meehcha Lakendra….im Jarone. so are you in colorado?

Me:
was. im bak in vegas now tho

Him:
so whats good wit u. do u work or skool? bf? hit me bacc

Me:
im jus workin rite now. and nope no bf. how bout u? do u have a bf?

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Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
Freeze

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My message to him:
sup queue tea..

His response:
trying to holla at you.

Me:
mmm dawg. i hear ya barkin. wuts up wit u how u do it playa?

Him:
ok well the names freeze and u

Me:
mmmm mah names lakendra. u can freeze me n e tyme daddi

Him:
lol i like the way that sound

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Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
fiyaHot4ya

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My message to him:
..mmmmm sup papi?……………………

His response:
hola senorita…. komo de llamas?

Me:
..speak enlgish, faggot

Him:
damn y i gotta b all that lil mamma

Me:
..sry, i was on my period. wuts up? i lyke ur profile. hawt

Him:
Thanx. Wat up tho
Shir wats ur name were u live and how old r u

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Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
Denise

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My Message to her:
sup hot thang? wuts poppin?
Jamal

Her response:
Heyy.. Not much I’m Denise by the way.. What’s uppp

Me:
mah dik now that i looked ur pictures. ur finnnne gurl. so wut u lyke to do for fun?
Holla

Her:
oh well thanks haha..
I like to do lots of stuff like go to the mall go club

Me:
the same mostly. i reaaaally love watching children die. i also spend a couple nights a week helping out at the community center. feels good to do my part.

Her:
you love watching children die????????????

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Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
Fly qurl

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My Message to her:
Hark. What the fuck’s crackalackin’?
Holla

Her response:
Nutn muxh u?

Me:
nada. eating tacos

Her:
O i jus had sum fried chicken n friez

Me:
did u smoke menthol cigarettes afterwards?

Her:
i dnt smoke

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Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
Feature Photography

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Message he sent me:
hey im in LOS ANGELES with shoots starting as low as $100 AND YOU GET THE PIX BACK THE SAME DAY contact me if you are interested…

xxx-xxx-xxxx … YOU SHOULD ALSO LEAVE YOUR CONTACT

My response:
Do you do nudes as well?

Him:
i do it all when are you thinking about

Me:
Sometime in July would be nice. I’m looking for some nude/xxx stuff for my portfolio actually.

Him:
well whats your contact

Me:
Do you also know anybody that would be available to do the shoot with me? Just simple blowjob / facial stuff. MAYBE some vaginal penetration. I haven’t decided yet. Do you know anyone? Would you be interested? I’m really looking to get my portfolio going.
-Lakendra Robinson

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Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
*I’m Th@ BoSs, BiTcH…MuAh!*

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Message she sent me:
Heyyy sexyyy whats uppppnice

My response:
Sup queue tea. What’s poppin? ur fine as helll

Her:
:) thank you, you sexy too tee hee… not much here just chillen

Me:
nicenice gurl.. so wut a bootiful thing like u lyke 2 do for funn?

Her:
I like to hang out, smoke… i drink sometimes, theres not a whole lot to do at this shit whole but i deal ya kno…

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Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
Bling Hustlaz

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This fine up and coming urban musical group added me as a friend to their Myspace account

My message to them:
I’ll hit you up with a tire iron if yo all step ass into compton

punkass goof bees.

Their response:
you’re so tough

learn to spell

Me:
We should have an over-myspace spelling bee. OK. Spell glockenspiel.

Them:
OK. S-U-C-K-M-Y-D-I-C-K-B-I-T-C-H

Do I win?

Me:
You dumb face. There’s no H in glockenspiel.