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“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
Rum

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Message he sent me:
whats poppin get at a homie asap

My response:
I tooks yo advizzles and gots wit a homie and mah pussay puddin wuz deffintly poppin. Shizsham catfungles.

Him:
thats what time it is baby gurl u know a nigga was wanting to show love to the female homie and shit much love and respect to ya and shit,but whats good i got alot of shit to mack wit u about thats if u dont mind baby gurl get at a homie when ever

Me:
i wants u 2 shit much love all ova me. SON, u straight up TRACKIN’. I thinks we needs 2 get togetha.

Him:
lol,our time will Bum ruby. we gon mack one day.where do u stay at baby gurl? i really wanna get in bontact wit each other u feel so we ban 414 bout some shit ill shoot my number

Him:
u might need to prep yo self bause im no joke in bed,now!but my number is xxx-xxx-xxxx

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Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
MICHAEL

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Does this guy look familiar? He should.

Message he sent me:
What’s good with you, Can I take a minutes away from your time to get to know you? What is your name? My name is Michael. Do you think I can talk to you on a personal level to get to know you more? I am twenty one years old and is form Compton. I am looking for someone I can be in a long term relationship with so if you are interested get back at me…. and i like ur simle and ur eyes do you go with some 1 if not are you look in and i am sweet and nice i like to write songs raps and pomes and i keep it real all the time and i dont cheat i just want to be with some 1 i can be happy with so if u look n for the same get back i would like 2 get 2 know u i dont know u but its some thing about u i am feel n i dont b on her like that but i would like 2 talk 2 u and get 2 know u and c what u about if it is ok can u call me if u want 2 get 2 know me xxx-xxx-xxxx i dont give out my # but it something abut u and it Because you’re BeautifulThis poem’s addressed To you Because you’re beautiful No matter whatYou do Because you’re beautiful The sun rises Every day Because you’re beautiful The mist shrouds a Dreamy day Because you’re beautiful blossom blooms and holds Its scent Because you’re beautifulSongs sung in your heart Are meant Because you’re beautiful Reflections shine And glint Because you’re beautiful Poems are writtenHeaven sent Because you are beautifulThis is all that this Poem’s said Just in case you may have Any doubt This poem’s heaven sent To tell you You are beautiful How can one smile such sweet smiles, When one is so saddened by sorrows for miles, How can I smile the same smiles, When life brings me nothing but tears, I wondered for so long, What reason you had to smile that long, To keep smiling though troubles come, And still remain sweet and silently overcome, It’s such a mystery to me, Your smiles from heaven with glee, I adore and yet envy thee, But I’d rather you smile those at me, I feel happy when I see you smile, Even if I’m sad and lonely, Your smiles bring me somewhere, I don’t even know where,But it was you, You gave me the reason to smile, To smile with no reason, To smile for a smile, I guess life is just like that, We need not a reason to smile, For a smile is the reason itself, To rejoice and open-heartedly give thanks, I learned to smile because of you, Because your smiles bring me joy when blue, It proves how well and powerful, A simple sweet smile can become so beautiful, Smile for the sake of a smile, Smile for the sake of happiness, Smile for the sake of life,Smile because of hope left in life, Smile my friends, Smile for me my Love, Smile those same sweet smiles, Smile so the world can be a peaceful dove

My response:
You already tried this routine on me once. Figure out where the period key is and I’ll suck you dry, spazz.

Him:
ok ub can call me if u like my name is michal my # is xxx-xxx-xxxx

Me:
I think we need to have sex immediately.

Him:
o so call me if u want 2 talk xxx-xxx-xxxx

Me:
Grab yo lump, and stick in mah rump, chump.

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Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
BaBy IcE AkA LiL B.I !!!!!

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Message he sent me:
hey there my name is b and i was hoping e could be friends and get to know eachother

My response:
Give me your best line, snoogums.

Him:
man thats new but yea i think you a fly lil shorty who i would really love to get to know and hopefully maybe even take you out and show you how a country boy treat a women as beautiful as yourself

Me:
mmmmmmm u sound nice. wut u lyke 2 do for fuN?

-Lakendra

Him:
anyrhing just as long as im not bored……but i can say one thing and that is that im a guy who likes to please a beautiful woman like you

Me:
o ur so sweet. :)

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Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
MATT.PURE BREED SKATER. tanzis + TISHb dunks=MATTT

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My message to him:
I want you inside of me.

His response:
o really. why say tht

Me:
Because you have a dick.

Him:
BUT EVERY GUY HAS A DICK SO DO U TELL EVERY GUY ON MYSPACE THT U WANNA FUCK EM??

Me:
Absolutely. You in or out?

Him:
so wait yu jus fuck alotta guys??

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Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
BIGK SHADY PORC

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Message he sent me:
how are u doin,how was your day.are u involved with anybody are do u have a maqn and if u dont are u lookin for one.i just stop by to show u some luv.hit me bacc ok please,please,please,please,please,please,please,please.

My response:
niiga, you’s fine. how u do?

holla

Lakendra.

Him:
SO BEAUTIFUL CAN I GET 2 KNOW U AND AFTER I GET 2 KNOW U CAN I BE THE 1 4 U AFTER THAT IF ITS OK WITH U BEAUTIFUL

Me:
aight nicca, i give you’s a shot. so wut u into?

wats fresh?

Him:
NOTHING TRYING 2 GET 2 KNOW U IF ITS OK WITH U

SO BEAUTIFUL what’s ur name

where do u stay

hyow old r u

what type of man do u like

do u have any kids

what r ur like and dislike

do u have any tats r piercings

do u have a job r a car

r u a freak

do u wear thongs r g-strings

do u play with yourself dont get mad ok

do u have phone sex dont get mad ok.

u can ask me question 2 ok

hit me bacc please,please,please,please,please.

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Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
SCHØØL YARD CRIIP.In.P3AC3 NfanT SMØK3

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Message he sent me:
????***W3ST GØØDY***????

My response:
Are you trying to hit on me or are you trying to share some bad ascii art?

Him:
nah I’m juss bored Mii name stephen by TH33 way SØ how WAZZ ur thnxgiving

Me:
I want to suck you dry.

Him:
D?YUM Yuu got AIM sexxii

Me:
First I want to know why you have a keyboard from Prague.

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Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
The Best Running Back Alive

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Message he sent me:
hay beautiful how was ur day today but anyways do u have a AIM so i can AIM u sometime

My response:
nah I don’t got AIM, playa. but wuts good wit chu? u eva go down on a priest?

Him:
Oh really but do u have a yahoo messenger

Me:
I am HORNY AS FUUCK!!!!!!!

Him:
OH REALLY

Me:
YARLY. So wut u gonna do? Wut would u do 2 me if I jus threw u in mah bedroom and started tearin ur clothes off? ;)

Him:
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO

Me:
Swing and a miss. Maybe next time, faggot

Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
MICHAEL

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Message he sent me:
What’s good with you, Can I take a minutes away from your time to get to know you? What is your name? My name is Michael. Do you think I can talk to you on a personal level to get to know you more? I am twenty years old and is form Compton I am looking for someone I can be in a long term relationship with so if you are interested get back at me….and i like ur simle and ur lips and ur eyes and yous myspace page do you go with some 1 if not are you look in and do you have aim and i am sweet and nice i like to write songs raps and pomes and i keep it real all the time and i dont cheat i just want to be with some 1 i can be happy with so if u look n for the same get back

My response:
I think we need to have sex immediately.

Him:
what

Me:
Grab yo lump, and stick in mah rump, chump.

Him:
k i would love 2 talk 2 u and get 2 know u if u want u can call me at xxx-xxx-xxxx any time u want that my cell my name is michael

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Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
PJ

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Message he sent me:
wats up wit u, I’m PJ I just looked through ya page and thought u would be a coo ass person to talk 2, so just hit me up and let me know what’s good wit u,also I just have to let u know I think u are absolutely gorgeous, and u have a lot of sex appeal. I’m currently workin’ on my solo mixtape now, and my song West Coa$t All Day will be playin on K-Day wit Smoolo G in a month or so(it’s a certified banger) so just hit me up sweetie b-cuz I would love tha opportunity to get 2 know u better

My response:
nicca, i wanna get wit chu
holla

Him:
that’s too bad because i think that ur very ugly, and i have a wonderful sexy , beautiful, girlfriend

Me:
Oh I’m sorry. I saw that you wrote to me “I think u are absolutely gorgeous, and u have a lot of sex appeal.” I guess that just means “I am a stupid piece of shit and dress like a rodeo clown”.
Take care.

Him:
that last message was sent by my girl mami don’t trip I think ur beautiful, lol she was just hatin, but we can kicc it whenever u want to, do u smoke? I got that kush all day, so holla at ya boi

Me:
Prove that it wasn’t your girlfriend in the last message by sending me a video of you crushing her face in with a brick.

Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
Cappo Cities Finest

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Message he sent me:
yea lil sexy whats good, I see you “Dipset All Day”, get up wit me

My response:
wuts fresh b? u sexii as shyt. i wanna wet wit chu
holla

Her:
yea sexy u say you wanna wet wit me, what that do

Me:
It means I would like to fellate you at the movies.

Her:
Thats it!!! we can most definetely get on dat u-dig

Me:
I am glad we are in agreement then. I will continue speaking in ghetto slang from here out.
FO’REALREALZ!
HOLLA