GhettoPhresh
Tongue Passion
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on May.02, 2010, under GhettoPhresh
Identity used for this conversation:
“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
TONGUE PASSION
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This guy kept posting pictures of himself wearing different outfits standing on a porch as various “comments” for GhettoPhresh’s pictures. That’s how to woo the ladies I guess; spam their photos with your own pictures showing off how many pairs of sunglasses and flannel shirts you have.
My message to him:
sup sexxi
His response:
WATS UP SWEETS…….
Me:
My dad’s dick.
Him:
OH YEAH THATS ALL OR IS THERE MORE
Me:
there’s lots more for u babi
Him:
OH YEAH………WELL YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION SWEETS…………
King Beats
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on May.02, 2010, under GhettoPhresh
Identity used for this conversation:
“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
King Beats
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My message to him:
sup chuchaman. wuts snappin?
His response:
nuthyn much mama juz n da studio puttin n work…watz good wit yu???
**King**
Me:
n da studio? are you a painter?
Lakendra
Him:
hell tu da fuck naw lol..yu aint check out my page n see wat it iz i do???…Imma music producer,and finna b a new music icon this year..I do music mama
Me:
You should take up painting. I just listened to all your music and it sucks.
Him:
yu out yo rabbit azz mind..Your da *1zt* n da history of life who *EVER SAID DAT*..N it muzt not suck all dat bad when the studio im n is a multi dollar recording studio..It muzt not suck all dat bad if im working on projects for the same artist you lliike…Juz watch wat happenz here inna few n you’ll see exactly wat im talkin bout..N if yu still say it suckz your a hata..But eitha way i love it eitha way it goes
**King**
Failures of the crying game
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on May.02, 2010, under GhettoPhresh
Identity used for this conversation:
“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
J EaZy
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Message he sent me:
HEY CUTIE!!! JUSS CAME BY 2 SHO SUM LUV GET AT ME WHEN YOU GET THA CHANCE….
My response:
sup playa. how u do? tha name’s lakendra
Him:
nice 2 meehcha Lakendra….im Jarone. so are you in colorado?
Me:
was. im bak in vegas now tho
Him:
so whats good wit u. do u work or skool? bf? hit me bacc
Me:
im jus workin rite now. and nope no bf. how bout u? do u have a bf?
Freeze
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on May.02, 2010, under GhettoPhresh
Identity used for this conversation:
“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
Freeze
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My message to him:
sup queue tea..
His response:
trying to holla at you.
Me:
mmm dawg. i hear ya barkin. wuts up wit u how u do it playa?
Him:
ok well the names freeze and u
Me:
mmmm mah names lakendra. u can freeze me n e tyme daddi
Him:
lol i like the way that sound
fiyaHot4ya
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on May.02, 2010, under GhettoPhresh
Identity used for this conversation:
“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
fiyaHot4ya
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My message to him:
..mmmmm sup papi?……………………
His response:
hola senorita…. komo de llamas?
Me:
..speak enlgish, faggot
Him:
damn y i gotta b all that lil mamma
Me:
..sry, i was on my period. wuts up? i lyke ur profile. hawt
Him:
Thanx. Wat up tho
Shir wats ur name were u live and how old r u
Photo fun time
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Sep.06, 2009, under GhettoPhresh
Identity used for this conversation:
“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
Feature Photography
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Message he sent me:
hey im in LOS ANGELES with shoots starting as low as $100 AND YOU GET THE PIX BACK THE SAME DAY contact me if you are interested…
xxx-xxx-xxxx … YOU SHOULD ALSO LEAVE YOUR CONTACT
My response:
Do you do nudes as well?
Him:
i do it all when are you thinking about
Me:
Sometime in July would be nice. I’m looking for some nude/xxx stuff for my portfolio actually.
Him:
well whats your contact
Me:
Do you also know anybody that would be available to do the shoot with me? Just simple blowjob / facial stuff. MAYBE some vaginal penetration. I haven’t decided yet. Do you know anyone? Would you be interested? I’m really looking to get my portfolio going.
-Lakendra Robinson
1st place at the spelling bee
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Jul.17, 2009, under GhettoPhresh
Identity used for this conversation:
“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
Shandrel
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My message to him:
Tazsmazzles! You wanna go out for a drink some time maybe? We should hit up a club sometime and get to know each other.
His response:
LET ME KNOW WHEN…!
Me:
Never, homopants! lolololololol!
Him:
CUZZ,U GOT ME FUCC’D UP CRIP WHO THA FUCC R YOU,ANY WAY CUZZ.??
AND WHY U GOT THA HOOD ON YOUR PAGE…
Me:
I think you just showed me the keyboard equivalent to stuttering. Try again. This time make sure people can understand what the fuck you’re trying to say, honor roll.
Him:
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU.DID YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!!I SEE YOU PUTTING THA HOOD IN THA AIR,BUT U AIN’T SAYINY SHIT!!!!
I’m pretty sure this guy is legitimately retarded
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on May.12, 2009, under GhettoPhresh
Identity used for this conversation:
“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
victor
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Message he sent me:
hi miss, whats up cute lady, let me introduce myself to you, my name is victor, im 25, let me just say you are cute and very Attracvie as a lady and im Interested in you and would like to talk to you, please send me a message, bye for now.
My response:
hi there creepo, what do you like to do for fun?
Him:
hi, whats up, thats cool you want to talk to me and what i like to do for fun is, i like to go fun places like disney land, sea world, la auto car show, go to a laker game, shop. draw art, listen to music, watch tv shows like bad girls club, i like history, its a lot more i like to do for fun, so what fun places do you like going to, im asking you so if we were on a date i wont be guessing, because i would want you to have fun too, please send me a message, bye for now.
Me:
mmmmmmmmmmmm Disneyland makes me sooooooo wet
Him:
hi, whats up, so you said disneyland makes you so wet, that you love it, one day i will have my dad get tickets so me and you can go, but i just want to tell you this and it been on my mind last night, that i dream of one day me and what ever lady im with, which i hope it be you, that we go to paris and set on the paris tower and i hold that lady tight so she wont fall and we look at the bright water and see the whole city of paris and then go to out of space and see all the stars and planets, and then walk on the moon, if thats with you, would you like that, its a real dream, please send me a message, bye for now.
Me:
Oh baby that’s so sweeet. I would love to be that gurl for u.
Lakendra.
Parsnoxinol
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on May.03, 2009, under GhettoPhresh
Identity used for this conversation:
“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
How can u be soft in a world made of stone?
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My message to him:
nicca, i wanna get wit chu.
His response:
fo sho, give me 5 good reasons y along with ur name and number…
Me:
Mah name’s Lakenda. And here’s the 5: pussy, ass, tits, mouth, fists.
So wut u lyke 2 do for fun, cockbreath?
Him:
naw, turn bitches like u out and make my money, so drop ur digits and we’ld push that line…
Me:
You make my cock so hard.
Him:
lol lmao lol, so ur one of those dudes that be fiening of being something close to a woman? lol
Streetz
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on May.03, 2009, under GhettoPhresh
Identity used for this conversation:
“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
Streetz
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My message to him:
I want you inside of me.
His response:
thats what im talkin about lol and ik wont 2 be in side of you lol so whats popin win we goin 2 make this happin
Me:
What are you doing tonight?
Him:
shit ik dont no yep but whats your nuber 4 ik can call you so we can make this happin
Me:
God, I’m so wet.
Him:
is that right