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“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
carla

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Message she sent me:
Thanks for the add ;)

My response:
aint no thang, sexxi. wuts good witchu?

Her:
Nuttin much, at work right now.

Me:
me too gurl. so wut u do for werk? why dont u have a man providing for ur butiful self? I’d neva make u werk, gurl

Her:
Lol well thanks it’s hard to find a man like that, I’m a secretary for PSL. What do you do?

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“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
LIL MOMMA IS IN THA HOUSE WAT UP YALL HOLLA AT ME

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Message she sent me:
was just stopn by to say gdmorning. How r u doing this morning.

My response:
good. How is your vagina?

Her:
wat r u on here lookn 4

Me:
Your vagina. u interested?

Her:
no

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Victim’s name:
“)***Im A dIvA***(”

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Message she sent me:
well i couldnt help but notice your sexyness… add me so we can talk

My response:
hey gurl. wuts yo last name so I can add u? u look madd sexxi.

Her:
well thanx

Me:
GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING NAME, BITCH!

Her:
Who the hell are you talking to and my nbame is brandella whats your

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Victim’s name:
I goTTa BiG Ego BaD MaMa JaMa

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My message to her:
mmm gurl. u lookin’ fyne.

Her response:
haha thanx….and thanx for da add..

wats up?

Me:
Nuttin much. just jackin it to your pictrres. wuts up wit chu?

Her:
eww thts gross nigga

Me:
Why’s that gross? Ur hot & i’m rubbin a couple out, blowin’ knucklebabies all ova ur pics that i print out and put perfume on.

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Victim’s name:
|«Ðålÿ§.»|¤|R.i.P Ðãñ|»

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Message she sent me:
WhatS gooD CuTiE!?!

-Dalys

My response:
Grape soda.

How you doin?

Her:
Grape soda??
』』 cute

Im fine && your self

Me:
I’m super. You are looking mighty sexy in your picutres, maam. What do you enjoy doing in your leisure time?

Her:
Goin out chillen you kno the basic…what about you

Me:
that sounds fucckkin fly. foshiz. My names Jamal. i liyke goin 2 movis, chillin wit friends & bithches, drinkin 40′s, playin dominos. so tell me sumthin sexxi about yurself, beeutiful.

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Victim’s name:
L a d y 2 t r u

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Message she sent me:
hey wassup

My response:
nuttin much, qt. u lookin’ fiiiine.

Her:
thank yu..yu cute yo damn self. so wats ur name?im briana but yu can cal me b

Me:
mah name’s Jamal. u look sexxi. u ever been on a gameshow?

Her:
thnx n no never been on a gme show y u ask?

Me:
mmmm u sexxi. I thought I saw you on Supermarket Sweep a long time ago. Are you sure you’ve never been on that show? mmmm u sexxi.

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Victim’s name:
*SWEETY*

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Message she sent me:
wats up u think u gansta boo

My response:
just smartcrane ova on waaklo. so wut u lyke 2 do for fun, gurl?

Her:
Chill n get 2 know wat u all about u

Me:
hawt. im into stealin cars and eating chicken. wut u into gurl?

Her:
O really so wat u. Do wit then after u steel it I’m in to gettin my phd and partin and lookin sexy while doin it. . U got kids

Me:
i sell them an give da money 2 my sexxi kids. wut u gettin ur phd in? skankology?

Her:
Lol look if u ain’t like wat u see then u could of said that or just don’t answe. we over the computer. I just wanted to get to know u like a internet buddy. When u said u steel cars I know u don’t cuz if u do that’s lame and eventually ull get caught I gave u more cridet for ya inteligents level imma stoop down to ya level the boy who lookin for a wify on my space talkin about I’m the nigga that u could take home lmao , stupid do u know wat nigga mean ignorant as I can c u r for callin ya self that u the second nigga try to violate u look ight but u to skinny that’s 1 and then u sound like u bearly made it out of high school that’s 2 imma correct u nigga phd in surgury imma stunt on ya ass now I’m 20 no kids 2 job which I’m a nurse lpn if u know the med term for that ,if u don’t ask some one and I work at a&e. And I look good and nigga u know it to cuz anit no body ever called me ugly so hold that fuck u slow ass down south niggas its sad son

Me:
I have no idea what you just said, but the best of luck to you in your “surgury” classes. Seriously though, tell the 6 welfare babies you’ll have in the next decade I said hi. I promise I’ll try to swerve if I see them in the road.

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Victim’s name:
Steve

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Message he sent me:
young nigga bomb

My response:
damn state. wut up witchu?

Him:
You the sexiest nigga i have seen on here, I bet all the hoes loving yo azz,

Me:
I enjoy bacon.

Him:
Well all bullshit aside, I come to Los Angeles maybe once or twice a month, and lookin fo a Cool azz nigga to chill wit on the DL kick, talkin about some of that Thugg luvin, I dont fuc wit punks I like the nigga’s who love the women, nigga’s i was chillin wit went to prison for bank robbery about 1 yr ago so I am solo bolo, keepin it on the real tip just lookin for young nigga that loves to get his dick sucked balls licked and hopefully enjoys gettin his ass licked, well I put it out there so holla back .

Me:
Add bacon into the mix and I’m down. No fuckin’ joke, yo.

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Victim’s name:
~mz.tay~

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Message she sent me:
wus good

My response:
Is all good in da hood, ya feel me? How it do, sexxi?

Her:
i can digg it. im good wut chu doin

Me:
jus got home from werk, now Im checkin out mah spaces and chillin’. so wut u do for fun gurl? wut u into?

Her:
i go to da movies chill i like 2 do new things met new ppl

Me:
Hawt. I likes doin tha same.
HEY dese yo ducks?

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Victim’s name:
Tax Man

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Message he sent me:
whats up

My response:
sup sugar?

Him:
how you doin

Me:
Doin pretty damn good ifs I’s don’t says so madamnself. Wut u been up to? Wut u lyke 2do for fun?

Him:
I’m into lot’s of stuff what about you what you like

Me:
I’m into dickplay. Straight up. You?

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