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“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
Denise

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My Message to her:
sup hot thang? wuts poppin?
Jamal

Her response:
Heyy.. Not much I’m Denise by the way.. What’s uppp

Me:
mah dik now that i looked ur pictures. ur finnnne gurl. so wut u lyke to do for fun?
Holla

Her:
oh well thanks haha..
I like to do lots of stuff like go to the mall go club

Me:
the same mostly. i reaaaally love watching children die. i also spend a couple nights a week helping out at the community center. feels good to do my part.

Her:
you love watching children die????????????

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Victim’s name:
Fly qurl

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My Message to her:
Hark. What the fuck’s crackalackin’?
Holla

Her response:
Nutn muxh u?

Me:
nada. eating tacos

Her:
O i jus had sum fried chicken n friez

Me:
did u smoke menthol cigarettes afterwards?

Her:
i dnt smoke

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Victim’s name:
*I’m Th@ BoSs, BiTcH…MuAh!*

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Message she sent me:
Heyyy sexyyy whats uppppnice

My response:
Sup queue tea. What’s poppin? ur fine as helll

Her:
:) thank you, you sexy too tee hee… not much here just chillen

Me:
nicenice gurl.. so wut a bootiful thing like u lyke 2 do for funn?

Her:
I like to hang out, smoke… i drink sometimes, theres not a whole lot to do at this shit whole but i deal ya kno…

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Victim’s name:
Bling Hustlaz

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This fine up and coming urban musical group added me as a friend to their Myspace account

My message to them:
I’ll hit you up with a tire iron if yo all step ass into compton

punkass goof bees.

Their response:
you’re so tough

learn to spell

Me:
We should have an over-myspace spelling bee. OK. Spell glockenspiel.

Them:
OK. S-U-C-K-M-Y-D-I-C-K-B-I-T-C-H

Do I win?

Me:
You dumb face. There’s no H in glockenspiel.

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Victim’s name:
$ Mz.Independent$

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My message to her:
sup truckbanans?

Her response:
sup papi lol nuthin jus travlin on the road still

Me:
oh yea? where u travelin 2? whoretown?

Her:
yes lol… no jus georgia n why did you ask whoretown lol

Me:
ahh no reason. I have some ex girlfriends that live there.

So wuts tha big attraction in georgia, mamicakes?

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Victim’s name:
A True Bad Bitch

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My message to her:
Well hello there. How are you this evening, fine bitch?

Her response:
watz gud

Me:
I haven’t a clue. A cross between gum and mud? You’re a sick fucking bastard.

Her:
IM NOT KNW BASTARD HOMIE

Me:
I want to smother you with gud and make passionate love to you.

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Victim’s name:
pRiNcEsS TaMmy bOo

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Bulletin she sent to her friends:
i cant believe that i graduated a year ago. time has flown by. things are so different from the way they used to be. a year ago i was just a kid so happy to be done with high school. now im an adult trying to make my way in this world. thinkin about graduation and grad night gives me chills. to my grads..make it the best. u only do it once. congrats 09! special congrats to trevor an sasha. love you guys.

My response:
SPURGLEBOOZERS.

Her:
spurgleboozers?

Me:
Yup. How many do you want?

Her:
ummm..17.

Me:
Oooooooooooooooooooo.. you dirty dirty girl.

Her:
hahaha. i dont even know what spurlgeboozrs are.

Me:
It’s when I take a dump in your hair and then smash your face in with a Golden Girls DVD box set until I achieve orgasm. I just placed the order for season 1 on Amazon.com. Where do you want to meet up to make this happen?

No response.

Me:
Should I go ahead and order Season 2? They’re offering free shipping today.

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Victim’s name:
$BUST IT BABY$

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Message she sent me:
hey was up wit u

My response:
mah cock afta lookin at sum of yo pics. wuts up wit chu, sexxi?

Her:
naw you the sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxi one daddy thats why i hit you up first, lolz shit posted at the house bored

Me:
kewl. u should let me cum over and give you dick.

Her:
damn……………………..i wanna say yea but i dnt know how to take that lol 4real

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Victim’s name:
Sabreena

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My message to her:
GURL, U STRAIGHT UP, NO CLOWININ BAAAALIN!

ZAZZZZ!

Her response:
lol i hope that’s a compliment. but damn, you’re sexy as hell yourself. damn so what do i need to do to get at your sexy ass???

Me:
jus gotta b you, babi. so wut upwitchu?

Her:
okay i think i can do that lol. and i hope you’re yourself too. but everything is good with me. tell me about you because that’s all i want to talk about right now…YOU ;)

Me:
Well, im jamal. i jus got outta jail for stabbing a naked toddler. but thas the old me. im a caring person lookin for a sweet, smart lady. i like goin 2 da movies, clubs, an hangin wit friends mostly. wut r u into?

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Victim’s name:
SHAYLA BOO{IgUcCi

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My message to her:
mMMMMMMMMMM!

Her response:
ummmmmm hi??????

Me:
HIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

Her:
lolz how u???????

Me:
Good. I want to fuck you so hard.

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