HollaDaddy
Maaaaaaaaad dutches, yo
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Sep.06, 2009, under HollaDaddy
Identity used for this conversation:
“HollaDaddy”
Victim’s name:
*I’m Th@ BoSs, BiTcH…MuAh!*
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Message she sent me:
Heyyy sexyyy whats uppppnice
My response:
Sup queue tea. What’s poppin? ur fine as helll
Her:
:) thank you, you sexy too tee hee… not much here just chillen
Me:
nicenice gurl.. so wut a bootiful thing like u lyke 2 do for funn?
Her:
I like to hang out, smoke… i drink sometimes, theres not a whole lot to do at this shit whole but i deal ya kno…
Bling Hustlaz
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Sep.06, 2009, under HollaDaddy
Identity used for this conversation:
“HollaDaddy”
Victim’s name:
Bling Hustlaz
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This fine up and coming urban musical group added me as a friend to their Myspace account
My message to them:
I’ll hit you up with a tire iron if yo all step ass into compton
punkass goof bees.
Their response:
you’re so tough
learn to spell
Me:
We should have an over-myspace spelling bee. OK. Spell glockenspiel.
Them:
OK. S-U-C-K-M-Y-D-I-C-K-B-I-T-C-H
Do I win?
Me:
You dumb face. There’s no H in glockenspiel.
2 tickets to Whoretown, please
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Sep.06, 2009, under HollaDaddy
Identity used for this conversation:
“HollaDaddy”
Victim’s name:
$ Mz.Independent$
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My message to her:
sup truckbanans?
Her response:
sup papi lol nuthin jus travlin on the road still
Me:
oh yea? where u travelin 2? whoretown?
Her:
yes lol… no jus georgia n why did you ask whoretown lol
Me:
ahh no reason. I have some ex girlfriends that live there.
So wuts tha big attraction in georgia, mamicakes?
Gud
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Sep.06, 2009, under HollaDaddy
Identity used for this conversation:
“HollaDaddy”
Victim’s name:
A True Bad Bitch
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My message to her:
Well hello there. How are you this evening, fine bitch?
Her response:
watz gud
Me:
I haven’t a clue. A cross between gum and mud? You’re a sick fucking bastard.
Her:
IM NOT KNW BASTARD HOMIE
Me:
I want to smother you with gud and make passionate love to you.
SPURGLEBOOZERS
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Jul.17, 2009, under HollaDaddy
Identity used for this conversation:
“HollaDaddy”
Victim’s name:
pRiNcEsS TaMmy bOo
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Bulletin she sent to her friends:
i cant believe that i graduated a year ago. time has flown by. things are so different from the way they used to be. a year ago i was just a kid so happy to be done with high school. now im an adult trying to make my way in this world. thinkin about graduation and grad night gives me chills. to my grads..make it the best. u only do it once. congrats 09! special congrats to trevor an sasha. love you guys.
My response:
SPURGLEBOOZERS.
Her:
spurgleboozers?
Me:
Yup. How many do you want?
Her:
ummm..17.
Me:
Oooooooooooooooooooo.. you dirty dirty girl.
Her:
hahaha. i dont even know what spurlgeboozrs are.
Me:
It’s when I take a dump in your hair and then smash your face in with a Golden Girls DVD box set until I achieve orgasm. I just placed the order for season 1 on Amazon.com. Where do you want to meet up to make this happen?
No response.
Me:
Should I go ahead and order Season 2? They’re offering free shipping today.
Rusty trombones galore
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Apr.15, 2009, under HollaDaddy
Identity used for this conversation:
“HollaDaddy”
Victim’s name:
$BUST IT BABY$
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Message she sent me:
hey was up wit u
My response:
mah cock afta lookin at sum of yo pics. wuts up wit chu, sexxi?
Her:
naw you the sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxi one daddy thats why i hit you up first, lolz shit posted at the house bored
Me:
kewl. u should let me cum over and give you dick.
Her:
damn……………………..i wanna say yea but i dnt know how to take that lol 4real
Dying to kill again
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Apr.15, 2009, under HollaDaddy
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“HollaDaddy”
Victim’s name:
Sabreena
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My message to her:
GURL, U STRAIGHT UP, NO CLOWININ BAAAALIN!
ZAZZZZ!
Her response:
lol i hope that’s a compliment. but damn, you’re sexy as hell yourself. damn so what do i need to do to get at your sexy ass???
Me:
jus gotta b you, babi. so wut upwitchu?
Her:
okay i think i can do that lol. and i hope you’re yourself too. but everything is good with me. tell me about you because that’s all i want to talk about right now…YOU ;)
Me:
Well, im jamal. i jus got outta jail for stabbing a naked toddler. but thas the old me. im a caring person lookin for a sweet, smart lady. i like goin 2 da movies, clubs, an hangin wit friends mostly. wut r u into?
Slow cousins… hawt
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Apr.15, 2009, under HollaDaddy
Identity used for this conversation:
“HollaDaddy”
Victim’s name:
SHAYLA BOO{IgUcCi
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My message to her:
mMMMMMMMMMM!
Her response:
ummmmmm hi??????
Me:
HIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Her:
lolz how u???????
Me:
Good. I want to fuck you so hard.
Carla
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Mar.29, 2009, under HollaDaddy
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“HollaDaddy”
Victim’s name:
carla
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Message she sent me:
Thanks for the add ;)
My response:
aint no thang, sexxi. wuts good witchu?
Her:
Nuttin much, at work right now.
Me:
me too gurl. so wut u do for werk? why dont u have a man providing for ur butiful self? I’d neva make u werk, gurl
Her:
Lol well thanks it’s hard to find a man like that, I’m a secretary for PSL. What do you do?
Your vagina
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Mar.29, 2009, under HollaDaddy
Identity used for this conversation:
“HollaDaddy”
Victim’s name:
LIL MOMMA IS IN THA HOUSE WAT UP YALL HOLLA AT ME
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Message she sent me:
was just stopn by to say gdmorning. How r u doing this morning.
My response:
good. How is your vagina?
Her:
wat r u on here lookn 4
Me:
Your vagina. u interested?
Her:
no