
Tongue Passion
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on May.02, 2010, under GhettoPhresh
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“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
TONGUE PASSION
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This guy kept posting pictures of himself wearing different outfits standing on a porch as various “comments” for GhettoPhresh’s pictures. That’s how to woo the ladies I guess; spam their photos with your own pictures showing off how many pairs of sunglasses and flannel shirts you have.
My message to him:
sup sexxi
His response:
WATS UP SWEETS…….
Me:
My dad’s dick.
Him:
OH YEAH THATS ALL OR IS THERE MORE
Me:
there’s lots more for u babi
Him:
OH YEAH………WELL YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION SWEETS…………
King Beats
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on May.02, 2010, under GhettoPhresh
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“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
King Beats
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My message to him:
sup chuchaman. wuts snappin?
His response:
nuthyn much mama juz n da studio puttin n work…watz good wit yu???
**King**
Me:
n da studio? are you a painter?
Lakendra
Him:
hell tu da fuck naw lol..yu aint check out my page n see wat it iz i do???…Imma music producer,and finna b a new music icon this year..I do music mama
Me:
You should take up painting. I just listened to all your music and it sucks.
Him:
yu out yo rabbit azz mind..Your da *1zt* n da history of life who *EVER SAID DAT*..N it muzt not suck all dat bad when the studio im n is a multi dollar recording studio..It muzt not suck all dat bad if im working on projects for the same artist you lliike…Juz watch wat happenz here inna few n you’ll see exactly wat im talkin bout..N if yu still say it suckz your a hata..But eitha way i love it eitha way it goes
**King**
Failures of the crying game
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on May.02, 2010, under GhettoPhresh
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“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
J EaZy
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Message he sent me:
HEY CUTIE!!! JUSS CAME BY 2 SHO SUM LUV GET AT ME WHEN YOU GET THA CHANCE….
My response:
sup playa. how u do? tha name’s lakendra
Him:
nice 2 meehcha Lakendra….im Jarone. so are you in colorado?
Me:
was. im bak in vegas now tho
Him:
so whats good wit u. do u work or skool? bf? hit me bacc
Me:
im jus workin rite now. and nope no bf. how bout u? do u have a bf?
Freeze
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on May.02, 2010, under GhettoPhresh
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“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
Freeze
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My message to him:
sup queue tea..
His response:
trying to holla at you.
Me:
mmm dawg. i hear ya barkin. wuts up wit u how u do it playa?
Him:
ok well the names freeze and u
Me:
mmmm mah names lakendra. u can freeze me n e tyme daddi
Him:
lol i like the way that sound
fiyaHot4ya
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on May.02, 2010, under GhettoPhresh
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“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
fiyaHot4ya
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My message to him:
..mmmmm sup papi?……………………
His response:
hola senorita…. komo de llamas?
Me:
..speak enlgish, faggot
Him:
damn y i gotta b all that lil mamma
Me:
..sry, i was on my period. wuts up? i lyke ur profile. hawt
Him:
Thanx. Wat up tho
Shir wats ur name were u live and how old r u
Watching Children Die
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Mar.21, 2010, under HollaDaddy
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“HollaDaddy”
Victim’s name:
Denise
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My Message to her:
sup hot thang? wuts poppin?
Jamal
Her response:
Heyy.. Not much I’m Denise by the way.. What’s uppp
Me:
mah dik now that i looked ur pictures. ur finnnne gurl. so wut u lyke to do for fun?
Holla
Her:
oh well thanks haha..
I like to do lots of stuff like go to the mall go club
Me:
the same mostly. i reaaaally love watching children die. i also spend a couple nights a week helping out at the community center. feels good to do my part.
Her:
you love watching children die????????????
Fly qurl
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Mar.21, 2010, under HollaDaddy
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“HollaDaddy”
Victim’s name:
Fly qurl
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My Message to her:
Hark. What the fuck’s crackalackin’?
Holla
Her response:
Nutn muxh u?
Me:
nada. eating tacos
Her:
O i jus had sum fried chicken n friez
Me:
did u smoke menthol cigarettes afterwards?
Her:
i dnt smoke
Updates? What are updates?
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Dec.15, 2009, under News
Well well well… I suppose I should update soon. I haven’t quite had the free time I’d like so that I may indulge in lovely conversations with society’s best. But never fear. I just started working on some new stuff so that I can ensure my ticket to hell is waiting for me when I get shot up by gangbangers. Hopefully work and music don’t interfere too much.
I should also add that a hipster dude profile was made, but maaaaaaan was it boring. The ratio of using made up black guy phrases like Hizzmoffletron Chubbs to hard work needed to keep active bait on the line was too low, so I put that on hold. I’ve created a hipster broad profile in the meantime. Things seem to be going A LOT better on that front. Expect some material between myself and dudes with Hitler haircuts who wear women’s jeans and white belts soon. Oh yeah, more funny talk with chocolate people too. …if I feel like it.
<3 MSD
Photo fun time
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Sep.06, 2009, under GhettoPhresh
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“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
Feature Photography
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Message he sent me:
hey im in LOS ANGELES with shoots starting as low as $100 AND YOU GET THE PIX BACK THE SAME DAY contact me if you are interested…
xxx-xxx-xxxx … YOU SHOULD ALSO LEAVE YOUR CONTACT
My response:
Do you do nudes as well?
Him:
i do it all when are you thinking about
Me:
Sometime in July would be nice. I’m looking for some nude/xxx stuff for my portfolio actually.
Him:
well whats your contact
Me:
Do you also know anybody that would be available to do the shoot with me? Just simple blowjob / facial stuff. MAYBE some vaginal penetration. I haven’t decided yet. Do you know anyone? Would you be interested? I’m really looking to get my portfolio going.
-Lakendra Robinson
Maaaaaaaaad dutches, yo
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Sep.06, 2009, under HollaDaddy
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“HollaDaddy”
Victim’s name:
*I’m Th@ BoSs, BiTcH…MuAh!*
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Message she sent me:
Heyyy sexyyy whats uppppnice
My response:
Sup queue tea. What’s poppin? ur fine as helll
Her:
:) thank you, you sexy too tee hee… not much here just chillen
Me:
nicenice gurl.. so wut a bootiful thing like u lyke 2 do for funn?
Her:
I like to hang out, smoke… i drink sometimes, theres not a whole lot to do at this shit whole but i deal ya kno…