
More Ducks
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Sep.01, 2011, under HollaDaddy
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“HollaDaddy”
Victim’s name:
Braycia
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Message she sent me:
hey
My response:
DOG FOOD PIE
Her:
ok
Me:
DIP CAP MUGGA SNORKS
Her:
ok
how r u today
Me:
IM GUD HOW R U SMITTLES?
Batter Up
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Apr.25, 2011, under HollaDaddy
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“HollaDaddy”
Victim’s name:
MELISSA EXQUiSiTE
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Photo comment I left:
mmmm I would love you with a baseball bat
Her response:
ummm what?
My response:
No no no no.. I didn’t mean it that way. I meant like hit you and stuff.
Her:
Explain
My response:
I beat women.
Her:
And ull be found stinking somewhere *TrustMe*
My response:
Stinking of victory
She then removed all my comments.
My response:

I was then blocked.
My Grandmother’s Eyes
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Dec.30, 2010, under HollaDaddy
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“HollaDaddy”
Victim’s name:
MIss WOndErFuLl
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My Message to her:
mmmmm. sup mami?
Holla……
Her response:
HEY WHATS GOING ON LONG TIME NO TALK. HOW YOU BEEN THO? IM GETTIN READY TO LEAVE FOR NY SOON
Me:
hey not much goin on here mami. wut u gone be doin in ny? u styl be sexxi sees
Holla
Her:
PROB START A NEW LIFE FRESH START GLAD TO SEE YOU DOING GOOD THO
Me:
oh a fresh lyfe how cum?
Her:
SIKK OF FL WANT SOMETHING NEW
Sodadog Avenue
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Dec.30, 2010, under GhettoPhresh
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“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
KEzzy SwAg
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Message he sent me:
Whatz up with u boo
My response:
eatin mah own shoelaces. wut up wit u, sexxiboi?
Him:
u if u let me cuz i need someone like
Me:
dats sweet babie. u mad sexxi. wut u do
Him:
thatz whatz up baby boo but where u at like where u stay at
Me:
i stay in philly. u?
Wuts Yo Numba?
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Dec.30, 2010, under GhettoPhresh
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“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
Money Man
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Message he sent me:
hi whats good with you?
My response:
nuttin much playa. wuts good wit chu?
Him:
im chillen boo.are u single?
Me:
i am single. u?
Him:
yeah im single baby.hit me up k xxx-xxx-xxxx
Me:
wut do u mean hit uup?
YoungMoney
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Dec.30, 2010, under GhettoPhresh
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“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
YoungMoney
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Message he sent me:
wat up cutie
My response:
nuttin much hottie. wuts ur name? my name’s lakendra.
Him:
james aka youngmoney can i get to no u
Me:
id lyke dat. so why do they call u youngmoney?
Him:
im young nigga money
Me:
I hope you make money better than you talk, because you sound like a fucking retard.
California
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Dec.30, 2010, under GhettoPhresh
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“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
THUG
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Message he sent me:
WAT UP SEXY…HJOW U BEEN???
My response:
i been gud. how u been?
Him:
I BEEN OK JUS CHILLIN…BEIN BORED AS FUCK
Me:
ur picture looks hawt. no offens but u look like california
Him:
LMAO…I AM CALIFORNIA
Me:
oh yea? well im da paficic ocean cuz im all ova u rubbin up against ya side
Tongue Passion
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on May.02, 2010, under GhettoPhresh
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“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
TONGUE PASSION
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This guy kept posting pictures of himself wearing different outfits standing on a porch as various “comments” for GhettoPhresh’s pictures. That’s how to woo the ladies I guess; spam their photos with your own pictures showing off how many pairs of sunglasses and flannel shirts you have.
My message to him:
sup sexxi
His response:
WATS UP SWEETS…….
Me:
My dad’s dick.
Him:
OH YEAH THATS ALL OR IS THERE MORE
Me:
there’s lots more for u babi
Him:
OH YEAH………WELL YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION SWEETS…………
King Beats
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on May.02, 2010, under GhettoPhresh
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“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
King Beats
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My message to him:
sup chuchaman. wuts snappin?
His response:
nuthyn much mama juz n da studio puttin n work…watz good wit yu???
**King**
Me:
n da studio? are you a painter?
Lakendra
Him:
hell tu da fuck naw lol..yu aint check out my page n see wat it iz i do???…Imma music producer,and finna b a new music icon this year..I do music mama
Me:
You should take up painting. I just listened to all your music and it sucks.
Him:
yu out yo rabbit azz mind..Your da *1zt* n da history of life who *EVER SAID DAT*..N it muzt not suck all dat bad when the studio im n is a multi dollar recording studio..It muzt not suck all dat bad if im working on projects for the same artist you lliike…Juz watch wat happenz here inna few n you’ll see exactly wat im talkin bout..N if yu still say it suckz your a hata..But eitha way i love it eitha way it goes
**King**
Failures of the crying game
by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on May.02, 2010, under GhettoPhresh
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“GhettoPhresh”
Victim’s name:
J EaZy
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Message he sent me:
HEY CUTIE!!! JUSS CAME BY 2 SHO SUM LUV GET AT ME WHEN YOU GET THA CHANCE….
My response:
sup playa. how u do? tha name’s lakendra
Him:
nice 2 meehcha Lakendra….im Jarone. so are you in colorado?
Me:
was. im bak in vegas now tho
Him:
so whats good wit u. do u work or skool? bf? hit me bacc
Me:
im jus workin rite now. and nope no bf. how bout u? do u have a bf?