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More Ducks

by on Sep.01, 2011, under HollaDaddy

Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
Braycia

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Message she sent me:
hey

My response:
DOG FOOD PIE

Her:
ok

Me:
DIP CAP MUGGA SNORKS

Her:
ok
how r u today

Me:
IM GUD HOW R U SMITTLES?

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Batter Up

by on Apr.25, 2011, under HollaDaddy

Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
MELISSA EXQUiSiTE

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Photo comment I left:
mmmm I would love you with a baseball bat

Her response:
ummm what?

My response:
No no no no.. I didn’t mean it that way. I meant like hit you and stuff.

Her:
Explain

My response:
I beat women.

Her:
And ull be found stinking somewhere *TrustMe*

My response:
Stinking of victory

She then removed all my comments.

My response:

I was then blocked.

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My Grandmother’s Eyes

by on Dec.30, 2010, under HollaDaddy

Identity used for this conversation:

“HollaDaddy”

Victim’s name:
MIss WOndErFuLl

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My Message to her:
mmmmm. sup mami?
Holla……

Her response:
HEY WHATS GOING ON LONG TIME NO TALK. HOW YOU BEEN THO? IM GETTIN READY TO LEAVE FOR NY SOON

Me:
hey not much goin on here mami. wut u gone be doin in ny? u styl be sexxi sees
Holla

Her:
PROB START A NEW LIFE FRESH START GLAD TO SEE YOU DOING GOOD THO

Me:
oh a fresh lyfe how cum?

Her:
SIKK OF FL WANT SOMETHING NEW

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Sodadog Avenue

by on Dec.30, 2010, under GhettoPhresh

Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
KEzzy SwAg

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Message he sent me:
Whatz up with u boo

My response:
eatin mah own shoelaces. wut up wit u, sexxiboi?

Him:
u if u let me cuz i need someone like

Me:
dats sweet babie. u mad sexxi. wut u do

Him:
thatz whatz up baby boo but where u at like where u stay at

Me:
i stay in philly. u?

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Wuts Yo Numba?

by on Dec.30, 2010, under GhettoPhresh

Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
Money Man

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Message he sent me:
hi whats good with you?

My response:
nuttin much playa. wuts good wit chu?

Him:
im chillen boo.are u single?

Me:
i am single. u?

Him:
yeah im single baby.hit me up k xxx-xxx-xxxx

Me:
wut do u mean hit uup?

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YoungMoney

by on Dec.30, 2010, under GhettoPhresh

Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
YoungMoney

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Message he sent me:
wat up cutie

My response:
nuttin much hottie. wuts ur name? my name’s lakendra.

Him:
james aka youngmoney can i get to no u

Me:
id lyke dat. so why do they call u youngmoney?

Him:
im young nigga money

Me:
I hope you make money better than you talk, because you sound like a fucking retard.

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California

by on Dec.30, 2010, under GhettoPhresh

Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
THUG

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Message he sent me:
WAT UP SEXY…HJOW U BEEN???

My response:
i been gud. how u been?

Him:
I BEEN OK JUS CHILLIN…BEIN BORED AS FUCK

Me:
ur picture looks hawt. no offens but u look like california

Him:
LMAO…I AM CALIFORNIA

Me:
oh yea? well im da paficic ocean cuz im all ova u rubbin up against ya side

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Tongue Passion

by on May.02, 2010, under GhettoPhresh

Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
TONGUE PASSION

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This guy kept posting pictures of himself wearing different outfits standing on a porch as various “comments” for GhettoPhresh’s pictures. That’s how to woo the ladies I guess; spam their photos with your own pictures showing off how many pairs of sunglasses and flannel shirts you have.

My message to him:
sup sexxi

His response:
WATS UP SWEETS…….

Me:
My dad’s dick.

Him:
OH YEAH THATS ALL OR IS THERE MORE

Me:
there’s lots more for u babi

Him:
OH YEAH………WELL YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION SWEETS…………

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King Beats

by on May.02, 2010, under GhettoPhresh

Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
King Beats

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My message to him:
sup chuchaman. wuts snappin?

His response:
nuthyn much mama juz n da studio puttin n work…watz good wit yu???
**King**

Me:
n da studio? are you a painter?
Lakendra

Him:
hell tu da fuck naw lol..yu aint check out my page n see wat it iz i do???…Imma music producer,and finna b a new music icon this year..I do music mama

Me:
You should take up painting. I just listened to all your music and it sucks.

Him:
yu out yo rabbit azz mind..Your da *1zt* n da history of life who *EVER SAID DAT*..N it muzt not suck all dat bad when the studio im n is a multi dollar recording studio..It muzt not suck all dat bad if im working on projects for the same artist you lliike…Juz watch wat happenz here inna few n you’ll see exactly wat im talkin bout..N if yu still say it suckz your a hata..But eitha way i love it eitha way it goes
**King**

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Failures of the crying game

by on May.02, 2010, under GhettoPhresh

Identity used for this conversation:

“GhettoPhresh”

Victim’s name:
J EaZy

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Message he sent me:
HEY CUTIE!!! JUSS CAME BY 2 SHO SUM LUV GET AT ME WHEN YOU GET THA CHANCE….

My response:
sup playa. how u do? tha name’s lakendra

Him:
nice 2 meehcha Lakendra….im Jarone. so are you in colorado?

Me:
was. im bak in vegas now tho

Him:
so whats good wit u. do u work or skool? bf? hit me bacc

Me:
im jus workin rite now. and nope no bf. how bout u? do u have a bf?

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